[He appears behind Claude when Claude is trying to get into his room, and he is somehow shockingly quiet for a two-hundred pound dorito dude full of muscle.
Bats.]
Yo.
[He has traded the fancy suit for this very suspicious get-up. And he has a single gun in one of the two holsters strapped to his thighs.]
Whatcha gonna shank him with, Claude? Show him. He shrugs, expression kind of wolfish and amused.]
Whoa, hold on. How do you know it's a murder hotel? No one's died yet. [Yet. He juts his chin at the door.] You got scandalous secrets in your room? Let me see.
[Jason thought he could come to the dojo and avoid literally anyone else and maybe do some punchy-kicky, BUT NO. CLAUDE HAD TO BE HERE.
Well, now Jason is here. He glances at Claude like he expects Claude is going to follow suit with everyone else and lecture him, but he doesn't say anything. He kind of nods a little.
[I AM GOING TO TRULY KILL YOU IS THIS A REAL TAG WHY ISN'T IT DELETED YET
WHAT IS GOING ON??? SPOON??? IS CLAUDE'S HAND REALLY STICKING OUT OF THE GROUND IN THE CEMETERY?????? i am truly becoming unhinged here JASON WOULDN'T EVEN GO IN THE CEMETERY HE HATES THIS PLACE
fine, he is manning up and going into the cemetery to LOOK AT THE HAND? imagine if he shot it!!! he's a dorito so he grabs it to try to pull]
Can't believe JASON TODD is PULLING SOMEONE out of the fucking GROUND in a CEMETERY!!!! If more of Claude's arm comes out of the ground, he's going to grab that instead to yank Claude out like a turnip.]
w0, sunday
Bats.]
Yo.
[He has traded the fancy suit for this very suspicious get-up. And he has a single gun in one of the two holsters strapped to his thighs.]
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Claude jerks immediately at the greeting, and for a second it looks like he's reaching for something— ]
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Don't sneak up on people in a murder hotel!
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Whatcha gonna shank him with, Claude? Show him. He shrugs, expression kind of wolfish and amused.]
Whoa, hold on. How do you know it's a murder hotel? No one's died yet. [Yet. He juts his chin at the door.] You got scandalous secrets in your room? Let me see.
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I didn't take you for an optimist. [ C'mon, they both know it's a murder hotel. ] Do you always try to sneak into people's bedrooms like this?
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Sorry, my cynicism momentarily slipped. I'll do better.
[It's a murder hotel.]
Sneak? I just said to let me see. If you've got some secrets to keep, that's fine.
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But first. ]
I don't have any secrets. Do you?
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[:)]
If I tell you them, I'll have to kill you.
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w0, sunday strangles you
Well, now Jason is here. He glances at Claude like he expects Claude is going to follow suit with everyone else and lecture him, but he doesn't say anything. He kind of nods a little.
Greeting.]
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He is going to lecture you, Jason. Just wait for it.
For now, he just gives him a little two finger wave. ]
Yo.
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What's up?
[This sounds like a "you don't really have to tell me, this is a formality" kind of question. But, like, Claude could tell him too, it's whatever.]
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How did things go for you last night?
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Not the worst, but not the greatest either.
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w1, friday
JASON IS LOOKING FOR HIM!!!! WHERE IS HE!!!! i'll kill you]
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give him a high five. ]
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WHAT IS GOING ON??? SPOON??? IS CLAUDE'S HAND REALLY STICKING OUT OF THE GROUND IN THE CEMETERY?????? i am truly becoming unhinged here JASON WOULDN'T EVEN GO IN THE CEMETERY HE HATES THIS PLACE
fine, he is manning up and going into the cemetery to LOOK AT THE HAND? imagine if he shot it!!! he's a dorito so he grabs it to try to pull]
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anyway now the hand is grabbing onto him... they're holding hands...? 😳
pull the hand, anna. pull it. ]
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Can't believe JASON TODD is PULLING SOMEONE out of the fucking GROUND in a CEMETERY!!!! If more of Claude's arm comes out of the ground, he's going to grab that instead to yank Claude out like a turnip.]
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also i'm canon blind but i know enough to know this is very funny
anyway, because jason is strong i guess, claude's arm comes out! and then a shoulder!
and then his head, coughing and gasping for air. ]
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[Gotta admit, he was scared for maybe half a second because he really thought he was about to pull a dead body up out of this dirt.
He bends down to grab a hold of two fistfuls of Claude's clothes near the shoulders and HAUL HIM straight up and out.]
Claude!
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