hotel: jason

[shaft]

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[unrecked]

[He hands the bow back to Claude.]

Like I said: I have a pal who is into archery. Also, it comes with the job.

[shaft]

[ He takes it back! Firing off a few quick arrows. ]

Right. To clean up the streets. I'll be careful not to make an enemy out of you.

[unrecked]

[Jason will watch. Feel better, buddy?]

A very healthy decision, I'll admit. [Joke...???] Is there a reason you're very "archerous"?

[shaft]

[ He's having a very good time. ]

"Archerous"... [ Funny. ] It's pretty ingrained in the culture I come from. Everyone learns archery and wyvern riding.

We like to make warriors right from childhood.

[unrecked]

[It's a word he made up all on his own. Thank you.]

So--do you believe that?

[shaft]

Believe... that I'm a warrior?

[unrecked]

No, that it's okay to make children soldiers.

[shaft]

No, do I look like a maniac? Kids should be kids.

[unrecked]

Congratulations, you passed the maniac assessment. Or cheated and mirrored the emotions and response that a sociopath would.

[He smirks.]

You must not think too much of me then.

[shaft]

Are you trying to rope me into another debate?

[unrecked]

[He lifts his hands and shoulders.]

Just seeing what you’d say.

[shaft]

Me guess is that your logic is something like, "life is terrible, these kids should know how to defend themselves before it crushes them underfoot."

[unrecked]

[He laughs very suddenly in actual amusement.]

Wow. That's your impression of me? It's like you zoned out when we were debating the last time. Your grueling bad boy goggles are on too tight.

[He is amused though. Hehe.]

Actually, I think kids should get to be kids in a safe and loving environment.

[shaft]

[ He drops the bow, annoyed! His intellect... ]

You said "I must not think too much of you". I took it to mean that you identified as one of the aforementioned maniacs.

[unrecked]

[CLAUDE.]

Nah, I meant I'm one of the kids who are an exception. Didn't get to be a kid.

[Which is probably why he's such a fucking pain in the ass NOW.]

[shaft]

[ Why is everyone you play so annoying.

Anyway, he gives Jason a tired look. ]

I'm not going to think less of you for that.

[unrecked]

I would say I'm surprised, but you passed the maniac test.

[He shrugs.]

Some people do.

[shaft]

How unlucky for them, they miss out on your wonderful company.

[ bonks his nose with a training arrow ]

[unrecked]

[He is so fast when he reaches up to grab the arrow and snatch it away. He turns it around and points the not good end at Claude threateningly.]

Don't get too comfortable.

[shaft]

[ show off ]

Or what?

[unrecked]

[He turns the arrow around again and presses the tip into Claude. For him to take it, but also as a continuation of the threat.]

I'll break your fingers.

[shaft]

[ edgelord ]

Duly noted. [ Takes the arrow. ] But don't worry. I won't get comfortable.

[unrecked]

Good talk.

[i cant bring anything up in this thread because it's a sunday thread spoon you shitass i hate u]

[shaft]

[ WHY IS THAT MY FAULT? JUST START A NEW PC? i can't stand you ]

[unrecked]

[I HAVE TO WAIT TO MAKE SURE YOU AREN'T MISSING AN ARM AGAIN ON A CYOA YOU MUSHROOM]