hotel: jason

[shaft]

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[unrecked]

[I HATE THIS he's already pulling!!!

Can't believe JASON TODD is PULLING SOMEONE out of the fucking GROUND in a CEMETERY!!!! If more of Claude's arm comes out of the ground, he's going to grab that instead to yank Claude out like a turnip.]

[shaft]

[ why are you using a book icon

also i'm canon blind but i know enough to know this is very funny

anyway, because jason is strong i guess, claude's arm comes out! and then a shoulder!

and then his head, coughing and gasping for air. ]

[unrecked]

Claude?! What the fuck is going on?!

[Gotta admit, he was scared for maybe half a second because he really thought he was about to pull a dead body up out of this dirt.

He bends down to grab a hold of two fistfuls of Claude's clothes near the shoulders and HAUL HIM straight up and out.]

Claude!

[shaft]

Jason??

[ aww is jason scared of dead bodies ]

Stop— yelling.

[unrecked]

[no, he's afraid of fucking ALIVE bodies being buried in the GROUND]

What the hell are you doing in the damn ground in the cemetery alive? What happened?!

[GET OUT OF THE GROUND HE IS PULLING CLAUDE OUT]

[shaft]

[ that's fair.

anyway, claude is stumbling onto the ground since jason is yoinking him out like turnip. he brushes some of the dirt out of his face and looks around. ]

This is the cemetery...? Were you- did you wake up last night?

[unrecked]

[He pretty much hauls Claude up onto his feet. He doesn't let go of him, though.]

Yeah, it is, you jackass. [Said in the YOU SCARED ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT way.] And no.

Were you awake? Why the hell are you in the ground? Start talking. Cloud is dead.

[shaft]

[ Firstly, he hacks up some dirt that he accidentally swallowed. Gross. ]

Cloud—? Didn't he act tough about getting healed yesterday? [ IDIOT ] I- damn it, there's dirt everywhere.

[ pats himself down there's so much dirt ]

[unrecked]

[He slaps Claude's back when Claude coughs because Claude fucking deserves it.]

Is that really important right now? Were you awake? Answer the question. Do you know why you're in the ground in the cemetery? I'm not above punching you.

[shaft]

[ glares at him ]

Punch me, then.

[unrecked]

[He grabs the front of Claude's clothes, but doesn't raise his other hand.]

Don't test me. You were awake, or you wouldn't have asked me if I was awake. How long were you awake? Do you remember getting put in the ground, or did someone knock you out? Did you see who it was?

[shaft]

[ Shoves him back. ]

I just think you should stop sounding like a tough guy and acting like one if that's the reputation you're going for.

[ Continues to dust off his clothes. ]

I was awake for only a second before something knocked me out. I didn't see or hear anything. The next thing I knew, I was waking up in a coffin.

[unrecked]

[He wavers, but doesn't let go at first, and then finally does.]

A coffin? [OOOOO HE HATES THIS SO BAD WHY!! I HATE YOU SPOON WHY WOULD YOU MAKE JASON FIND THIS] I pulled you out of the dirt. How'd you get out?

[shaft]

[ eat shit jason todd ]

I might not look it, but I was enlisted in the army. I broke out.

[unrecked]

[shut up you dirt eater]

I don't know about you, but breaking out of coffins buried in the ground isn't exactly something soldiers learn to do in the army.

[shaft]

They're called transferable skills. If you don't believe me, then feel free to jump down and take a look.

[unrecked]

Sure, if you want to be a zombie when the war kills you.

[He waves the beat up hand dismissively.]

Whatever, start moving. Let's get out of here, I hate this place with my entire existence.

[shaft]

Thanks for your help.

[ but yeah, he is on board with getting out and getting into a shower ]