hotel: jason

[shaft]

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w1, friday

[unrecked]

[WHY WAS CLAUDE NOT IN THE CONCIERGE WITH THEM WHEN THEY WOKE UP SPOON?????

JASON IS LOOKING FOR HIM!!!! WHERE IS HE!!!! i'll kill you]

[shaft]

[ because he's dead ]

[shaft]

[ anyway, if jason is looking... while he's in the cemetery, he can see claude's hand burst out from one of the graves.

give him a high five. ]

[unrecked]

[I AM GOING TO TRULY KILL YOU IS THIS A REAL TAG WHY ISN'T IT DELETED YET

WHAT IS GOING ON??? SPOON??? IS CLAUDE'S HAND REALLY STICKING OUT OF THE GROUND IN THE CEMETERY?????? i am truly becoming unhinged here JASON WOULDN'T EVEN GO IN THE CEMETERY HE HATES THIS PLACE

fine, he is manning up and going into the cemetery to LOOK AT THE HAND? imagine if he shot it!!! he's a dorito so he grabs it to try to pull]

[shaft]

[ I'M IN TEARS THIS TAG IS SO UNHINGED... ANNA... U OK??

anyway now the hand is grabbing onto him... they're holding hands...? 😳

pull the hand, anna. pull it. ]

[unrecked]

[I HATE THIS he's already pulling!!!

Can't believe JASON TODD is PULLING SOMEONE out of the fucking GROUND in a CEMETERY!!!! If more of Claude's arm comes out of the ground, he's going to grab that instead to yank Claude out like a turnip.]

[shaft]

[ why are you using a book icon

also i'm canon blind but i know enough to know this is very funny

anyway, because jason is strong i guess, claude's arm comes out! and then a shoulder!

and then his head, coughing and gasping for air. ]

[unrecked]

Claude?! What the fuck is going on?!

[Gotta admit, he was scared for maybe half a second because he really thought he was about to pull a dead body up out of this dirt.

He bends down to grab a hold of two fistfuls of Claude's clothes near the shoulders and HAUL HIM straight up and out.]

Claude!

[shaft]

Jason??

[ aww is jason scared of dead bodies ]

Stop— yelling.

[unrecked]

[no, he's afraid of fucking ALIVE bodies being buried in the GROUND]

What the hell are you doing in the damn ground in the cemetery alive? What happened?!

[GET OUT OF THE GROUND HE IS PULLING CLAUDE OUT]

[shaft]

[ that's fair.

anyway, claude is stumbling onto the ground since jason is yoinking him out like turnip. he brushes some of the dirt out of his face and looks around. ]

This is the cemetery...? Were you- did you wake up last night?

[unrecked]

[He pretty much hauls Claude up onto his feet. He doesn't let go of him, though.]

Yeah, it is, you jackass. [Said in the YOU SCARED ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT way.] And no.

Were you awake? Why the hell are you in the ground? Start talking. Cloud is dead.

[shaft]

[ Firstly, he hacks up some dirt that he accidentally swallowed. Gross. ]

Cloud—? Didn't he act tough about getting healed yesterday? [ IDIOT ] I- damn it, there's dirt everywhere.

[ pats himself down there's so much dirt ]

[unrecked]

[He slaps Claude's back when Claude coughs because Claude fucking deserves it.]

Is that really important right now? Were you awake? Answer the question. Do you know why you're in the ground in the cemetery? I'm not above punching you.

[shaft]

[ glares at him ]

Punch me, then.

[unrecked]

[He grabs the front of Claude's clothes, but doesn't raise his other hand.]

Don't test me. You were awake, or you wouldn't have asked me if I was awake. How long were you awake? Do you remember getting put in the ground, or did someone knock you out? Did you see who it was?

[shaft]

[ Shoves him back. ]

I just think you should stop sounding like a tough guy and acting like one if that's the reputation you're going for.

[ Continues to dust off his clothes. ]

I was awake for only a second before something knocked me out. I didn't see or hear anything. The next thing I knew, I was waking up in a coffin.

[unrecked]

[He wavers, but doesn't let go at first, and then finally does.]

A coffin? [OOOOO HE HATES THIS SO BAD WHY!! I HATE YOU SPOON WHY WOULD YOU MAKE JASON FIND THIS] I pulled you out of the dirt. How'd you get out?

[shaft]

[ eat shit jason todd ]

I might not look it, but I was enlisted in the army. I broke out.

[unrecked]

[shut up you dirt eater]

I don't know about you, but breaking out of coffins buried in the ground isn't exactly something soldiers learn to do in the army.

[shaft]

They're called transferable skills. If you don't believe me, then feel free to jump down and take a look.

[unrecked]

Sure, if you want to be a zombie when the war kills you.

[He waves the beat up hand dismissively.]

Whatever, start moving. Let's get out of here, I hate this place with my entire existence.

[shaft]

Thanks for your help.

[ but yeah, he is on board with getting out and getting into a shower ]