He's going to sweep this delicate summer maiden off his legs and just FLEE. Two whole grown-ass men defeated by a goat... which bleats after them and chases them down a little bit since they have made a mistake and shown weakness, but it'll eventually leave them alone when the effort isn't worth the funny anymore.
And then once they're gone, Caiman will immediately drop Claude rip. ]
[ Did you think your problems were over Caiman? Claude doesn't mind being dropped (he didn't love being carried), but as soon as they're safe, there's a shriek from above.
And a golden retriever sized white wyvern is descending from the sky onto Caiman's head. ]
[ Eventually with some fray he will get a hold of the her and just holds her / stares at her like you would do maybe a cat? Though not without fully absolutely making a fool of himself, as you do when you are Caiman Lastname. Insert Yakety Sax as bgm probably. ]
[ DONE AND DONE. Caiman looks super awkward about it and he's standing shock-still like if he moves, the wyvern's gonna bite him. But also it's new and he has never been so close to an animal before??? ]
[ Her dog size... Caiman's only used to the concept of riding vehicles and is probably familiar with the idea of riding horses, not that Caiman himself can ride any of them because of how big he is but. She's so small for a riding animal... especially compared to Caiman himself. ]
[ Looks away from the Claude Chaos. It only took one extra credit for Claude to turn into the school's buttmonkey...
Caiman just looks a little grumbly though. Yeah, that ended up getting a lot messier than he wanted it to be. He's only annoyed because he got stuck in a really weird spot between it all, he wouldn't have cared otherwise... maybe. ]
...Yeah. The hell was with that poster on Winter? You didn't do that?
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He glances up at Claude with lizard scowl that's due to the goat, but it's not like he brightens up miles when he sees him either. ]
No! This thing bit me! [ In the butt! ]
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[ But he will walk over to gently guide the goat away...
Only to get headbutted for his efforts and knocked onto his ass. ]
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Jeez, these animals are rough! I'm getting out of this shed! [ C'MON CLAUDE. ]
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Only to be headbutted AGAIN so he knocks into Caiman. Holding him like a delicate summer maiden... ]
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He's going to sweep this delicate summer maiden off his legs and just FLEE. Two whole grown-ass men defeated by a goat... which bleats after them and chases them down a little bit since they have made a mistake and shown weakness, but it'll eventually leave them alone when the effort isn't worth the funny anymore.
And then once they're gone, Caiman will immediately drop Claude rip. ]
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And a golden retriever sized white wyvern is descending from the sky onto Caiman's head. ]
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Except now he's being harrassed by another animal hello??? Caiman is immediately yelling incomprehensibly as he is accosted by this dog-dragon. ]
What the fu -- hey!
[ Can he grab at this and look at it??? He's trying. ]
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She will just shriek petulantly in his face. ]
Hey now, be careful. That's a dear friend of mine.
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[ Eventually with some fray he will get a hold of the her and just holds her / stares at her like you would do maybe a cat? Though not without fully absolutely making a fool of himself, as you do when you are Caiman Lastname. Insert Yakety Sax as bgm probably. ]
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[ Please let them end up with the wyvern curled around Caiman's shoulders like a scarf. ]
I think she likes you.
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Is this a real dragon...? [ Whispered. ]
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She's a wyvern, not a dragon. She's not going to breathe fire or anything. You can give her a little pet.
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[ Okay, he will hold up a hand to her head... gingerly. ]
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[ She will rub against his hand... He's her boyfriend now. ]
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But nonetheless, Caiman will seen enthralled at the idea of an animal! Snugging up to him! His experience with animals very limited!! ]
Whoa!! Did you make friends with her here? Or is she one of those, like you got it from home with vouchers stuff?
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She's actually a war mount. So there's very little that can scare her.
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[ Her dog size... Caiman's only used to the concept of riding vehicles and is probably familiar with the idea of riding horses, not that Caiman himself can ride any of them because of how big he is but. She's so small for a riding animal... especially compared to Caiman himself. ]
Wait, war?
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But yeah, I normally ride her to war... Did I never mention that I'm a general in the army?
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[ Petpet... ]
And nah, never heard that bit.
[ And a beat pause... ]
Hey, you still mad?
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[ ... ]
It's spiralled into quite a campaign against me though.
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Caiman just looks a little grumbly though. Yeah, that ended up getting a lot messier than he wanted it to be. He's only annoyed because he got stuck in a really weird spot between it all, he wouldn't have cared otherwise... maybe. ]
...Yeah. The hell was with that poster on Winter? You didn't do that?
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Apparently I've become an easy scapegoat for them.
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[ Just gives him a look like. Bro, your own dorm... ]
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Yeah.
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Get those back?
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