school: caiman

[shaft]

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What's the difference? Wyvern's smaller?

[ Okay, he will hold up a hand to her head... gingerly. ]

[shaft]

Dragons have four legs, she only has two. And yeah, wyverns are generally smaller.

[ She will rub against his hand... He's her boyfriend now. ]

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[ Stop this is an extremely forbidden romance.

But nonetheless, Caiman will seen enthralled at the idea of an animal! Snugging up to him! His experience with animals very limited!! ]

Whoa!! Did you make friends with her here? Or is she one of those, like you got it from home with vouchers stuff?

[shaft]

I brought her from home. So all this is new to her.

[ ... ]

She's actually a war mount. So there's very little that can scare her.

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Wait, like you ride on her?

[ Her dog size... Caiman's only used to the concept of riding vehicles and is probably familiar with the idea of riding horses, not that Caiman himself can ride any of them because of how big he is but. She's so small for a riding animal... especially compared to Caiman himself. ]

Wait, war?

[shaft]

She's normally three times as big. She had to be shrunk down to be allowed on campus.

But yeah, I normally ride her to war... Did I never mention that I'm a general in the army?

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Oh!! Weird... how come you couldn't bring her in to start with like Lalli and Caleb did with their cats?

[ Petpet... ]

And nah, never heard that bit.

[ And a beat pause... ]

Hey, you still mad?

[shaft]

About the feud between our dorms? No, I know you weren't trying to sell me out.

[ ... ]

It's spiralled into quite a campaign against me though.

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[ Looks away from the Claude Chaos. It only took one extra credit for Claude to turn into the school's buttmonkey...

Caiman just looks a little grumbly though. Yeah, that ended up getting a lot messier than he wanted it to be. He's only annoyed because he got stuck in a really weird spot between it all, he wouldn't have cared otherwise... maybe. ]

...Yeah. The hell was with that poster on Winter? You didn't do that?

[shaft]

No, I haven't even been back to the dorms since I left this morning.

Apparently I've become an easy scapegoat for them.

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There's I think your underwear hanging from a flagpole outside Spring...

[ Just gives him a look like. Bro, your own dorm... ]

[shaft]

[ He closes his eyes. ]

Yeah.

[headsplitter]

You gonna...




Get those back?

[shaft]

You don't like seeing them?

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Why's this about me?! That's your underwear up on a pole?!

[shaft]

I've been the focal point enough, don't you think? It's time to consider the feelings of others.

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Wait, is that how it works?

[shaft]

Yes!

[ He has no idea what Caiman is talking about. ]

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[ Looks very nonplussed. ]

Okay, well! It's your shit out there so if you don't mind then it's none of my business.

[ Should he be trying to peel this wyvern off of him and return her? ]

[shaft]

[ He can leave her where she is. She does what she wants. ]

And you? Are you still mad at me?

[headsplitter]

[ She can do whatever she wants forever. ]

...Nah.

I was never mad at you to begin with anyway.

[shaft]

You weren't? [ That's a surprise. ] Did you just feel betrayed?

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Yes!

[ Barked, as Caiman does. ] 'Cause you used the friend card and then everyone else said it was just because I was gullible!

I'm not gullible! [ JUST GETTING THAT IN TOO, BY THE WAY. ]

[shaft]

[ Caiman is so cute. ]

I don't think you're gullible. I really did mean to return it as soon as I received my extra credit. I don't even know where I'd fit an extra couch in Spring.

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[ He's a disaster... ]

I dunno. Could have a common room of nothing but couches.

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What ended up happening to it...

[ Lucretia implied the geese got to it......... ]