[ Her dog size... Caiman's only used to the concept of riding vehicles and is probably familiar with the idea of riding horses, not that Caiman himself can ride any of them because of how big he is but. She's so small for a riding animal... especially compared to Caiman himself. ]
[ Looks away from the Claude Chaos. It only took one extra credit for Claude to turn into the school's buttmonkey...
Caiman just looks a little grumbly though. Yeah, that ended up getting a lot messier than he wanted it to be. He's only annoyed because he got stuck in a really weird spot between it all, he wouldn't have cared otherwise... maybe. ]
...Yeah. The hell was with that poster on Winter? You didn't do that?
I don't think you're gullible. I really did mean to return it as soon as I received my extra credit. I don't even know where I'd fit an extra couch in Spring.
[ He's learned to give up and just accept these pats he keeps getting. Whatever it's not like it's nice pats or anything.......................tsun ]
What, stealing your couch?! No! I carried the couch back as comeuppance for losing the couch in the first place! And everything else was real weird too 'cause I didn't want anything to do with the couch-related stuff anymore.
[ Aka the printing of the Claude 12x12 in their window and above Caiman's bed, ]
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[ Her dog size... Caiman's only used to the concept of riding vehicles and is probably familiar with the idea of riding horses, not that Caiman himself can ride any of them because of how big he is but. She's so small for a riding animal... especially compared to Caiman himself. ]
Wait, war?
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But yeah, I normally ride her to war... Did I never mention that I'm a general in the army?
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[ Petpet... ]
And nah, never heard that bit.
[ And a beat pause... ]
Hey, you still mad?
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[ ... ]
It's spiralled into quite a campaign against me though.
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Caiman just looks a little grumbly though. Yeah, that ended up getting a lot messier than he wanted it to be. He's only annoyed because he got stuck in a really weird spot between it all, he wouldn't have cared otherwise... maybe. ]
...Yeah. The hell was with that poster on Winter? You didn't do that?
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Apparently I've become an easy scapegoat for them.
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[ Just gives him a look like. Bro, your own dorm... ]
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Yeah.
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Get those back?
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[ He has no idea what Caiman is talking about. ]
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Okay, well! It's your shit out there so if you don't mind then it's none of my business.
[ Should he be trying to peel this wyvern off of him and return her? ]
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And you? Are you still mad at me?
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...Nah.
I was never mad at you to begin with anyway.
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[ Barked, as Caiman does. ] 'Cause you used the friend card and then everyone else said it was just because I was gullible!
I'm not gullible! [ JUST GETTING THAT IN TOO, BY THE WAY. ]
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I don't think you're gullible. I really did mean to return it as soon as I received my extra credit. I don't even know where I'd fit an extra couch in Spring.
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I dunno. Could have a common room of nothing but couches.
...
What ended up happening to it...
[ Lucretia implied the geese got to it......... ]
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[ Proceed.
But, uhhh... ]
I, uh.
...
Kinda, it's...
Sorry.
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It's touch week, so Claude gives Caiman a friendly pat on the head. ]
It's all right. Nothing but school shenanigans. Did you at least have fun?
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What, stealing your couch?! No! I carried the couch back as comeuppance for losing the couch in the first place! And everything else was real weird too 'cause I didn't want anything to do with the couch-related stuff anymore.
[ Aka the printing of the Claude 12x12 in their window and above Caiman's bed, ]
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