headsplitter: If You Pump A Haunted Cellar Full of Concrete, Does It Get Rid of the Ghost? ([079])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-23 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
Wait, like you ride on her?

[ Her dog size... Caiman's only used to the concept of riding vehicles and is probably familiar with the idea of riding horses, not that Caiman himself can ride any of them because of how big he is but. She's so small for a riding animal... especially compared to Caiman himself. ]

Wait, war?
headsplitter: If You Pump A Haunted Cellar Full of Concrete, Does It Get Rid of the Ghost? ([079])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-23 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
Oh!! Weird... how come you couldn't bring her in to start with like Lalli and Caleb did with their cats?

[ Petpet... ]

And nah, never heard that bit.

[ And a beat pause... ]

Hey, you still mad?
headsplitter: I'm stupid but really strong and tough so since society has something against me ([090])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-23 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ Looks away from the Claude Chaos. It only took one extra credit for Claude to turn into the school's buttmonkey...

Caiman just looks a little grumbly though. Yeah, that ended up getting a lot messier than he wanted it to be. He's only annoyed because he got stuck in a really weird spot between it all, he wouldn't have cared otherwise... maybe.
]

...Yeah. The hell was with that poster on Winter? You didn't do that?
headsplitter: just ate 52 pizza rolls, will i die in my sleep? ([019])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-23 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
There's I think your underwear hanging from a flagpole outside Spring...

[ Just gives him a look like. Bro, your own dorm... ]
headsplitter: If evolution is true then why do pigs not have wings? ([025])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-23 11:34 am (UTC)(link)
You gonna...




Get those back?
headsplitter: please help, i need to ask an URGENT question!!!? ([023])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-23 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Why's this about me?! That's your underwear up on a pole?!
headsplitter: how many people would it take to put out the sun if we only use a garden hose? ([080])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-24 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
Wait, is that how it works?
headsplitter: Can dog eat water melon? ([018])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-24 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ Looks very nonplussed. ]

Okay, well! It's your shit out there so if you don't mind then it's none of my business.

[ Should he be trying to peel this wyvern off of him and return her? ]
headsplitter: How am i sure I'm the real mom of my kid? ([024])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-24 01:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She can do whatever she wants forever. ]

...Nah.

I was never mad at you to begin with anyway.
headsplitter: What does it mean when someone says "meow" to you? ([034])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-24 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes!

[ Barked, as Caiman does. ] 'Cause you used the friend card and then everyone else said it was just because I was gullible!

I'm not gullible! [ JUST GETTING THAT IN TOO, BY THE WAY. ]
headsplitter: Pp just went boing help pleas? ([094])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-25 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ He's a disaster... ]

I dunno. Could have a common room of nothing but couches.

...

What ended up happening to it...

[ Lucretia implied the geese got to it......... ]
headsplitter: A girl I like hates me? ([033])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-25 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
Okay that's fair.

[ Proceed.

But, uhhh...
]

I, uh.

...

Kinda, it's...

Sorry.
headsplitter: How am i sure I'm the real mom of my kid? ([024])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-25 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
[ He's learned to give up and just accept these pats he keeps getting. Whatever it's not like it's nice pats or anything.......................tsun ]

What, stealing your couch?! No! I carried the couch back as comeuppance for losing the couch in the first place! And everything else was real weird too 'cause I didn't want anything to do with the couch-related stuff anymore.

[ Aka the printing of the Claude 12x12 in their window and above Caiman's bed, ]

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