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claude who? ([personal profile] shaft) wrote2021-06-05 10:31 pm
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headsplitter: just ate 52 pizza rolls, will i die in my sleep? ([019])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-23 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
There's I think your underwear hanging from a flagpole outside Spring...

[ Just gives him a look like. Bro, your own dorm... ]
shaft: (war » g43)

[personal profile] shaft 2021-06-23 11:26 am (UTC)(link)
[ He closes his eyes. ]

Yeah.
headsplitter: If evolution is true then why do pigs not have wings? ([025])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-23 11:34 am (UTC)(link)
You gonna...




Get those back?
shaft: (war » g33)

[personal profile] shaft 2021-06-23 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't like seeing them?
headsplitter: please help, i need to ask an URGENT question!!!? ([023])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-23 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Why's this about me?! That's your underwear up on a pole?!
shaft: (war » a18)

[personal profile] shaft 2021-06-24 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
I've been the focal point enough, don't you think? It's time to consider the feelings of others.
headsplitter: how many people would it take to put out the sun if we only use a garden hose? ([080])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-24 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
Wait, is that how it works?
shaft: (war » a31)

[personal profile] shaft 2021-06-24 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
Yes!

[ He has no idea what Caiman is talking about. ]
headsplitter: Can dog eat water melon? ([018])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-24 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ Looks very nonplussed. ]

Okay, well! It's your shit out there so if you don't mind then it's none of my business.

[ Should he be trying to peel this wyvern off of him and return her? ]
shaft: (war » g51)

[personal profile] shaft 2021-06-24 12:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He can leave her where she is. She does what she wants. ]

And you? Are you still mad at me?
headsplitter: How am i sure I'm the real mom of my kid? ([024])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-24 01:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She can do whatever she wants forever. ]

...Nah.

I was never mad at you to begin with anyway.
shaft: (war » a41)

[personal profile] shaft 2021-06-24 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
You weren't? [ That's a surprise. ] Did you just feel betrayed?
headsplitter: What does it mean when someone says "meow" to you? ([034])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-24 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes!

[ Barked, as Caiman does. ] 'Cause you used the friend card and then everyone else said it was just because I was gullible!

I'm not gullible! [ JUST GETTING THAT IN TOO, BY THE WAY. ]
shaft: (war » g63)

[personal profile] shaft 2021-06-25 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ Caiman is so cute. ]

I don't think you're gullible. I really did mean to return it as soon as I received my extra credit. I don't even know where I'd fit an extra couch in Spring.
headsplitter: Pp just went boing help pleas? ([094])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-25 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ He's a disaster... ]

I dunno. Could have a common room of nothing but couches.

...

What ended up happening to it...

[ Lucretia implied the geese got to it......... ]
shaft: (war » a59)

[personal profile] shaft 2021-06-25 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
It ended up replacing the couch your dorm stole from us.
headsplitter: A girl I like hates me? ([033])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-25 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
Okay that's fair.

[ Proceed.

But, uhhh... ]

I, uh.

...

Kinda, it's...

Sorry.
shaft: (war » a47)

[personal profile] shaft 2021-06-25 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
[ ...

It's touch week, so Claude gives Caiman a friendly pat on the head. ]

It's all right. Nothing but school shenanigans. Did you at least have fun?
headsplitter: How am i sure I'm the real mom of my kid? ([024])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-25 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
[ He's learned to give up and just accept these pats he keeps getting. Whatever it's not like it's nice pats or anything.......................tsun ]

What, stealing your couch?! No! I carried the couch back as comeuppance for losing the couch in the first place! And everything else was real weird too 'cause I didn't want anything to do with the couch-related stuff anymore.

[ Aka the printing of the Claude 12x12 in their window and above Caiman's bed, ]
shaft: (war » a57)

[personal profile] shaft 2021-06-25 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
It seems like it really blew up beyond the two of us.

[ sighs ]

Well, I'm sure it'll blow over eventually. Don't be too disheartened.
headsplitter: How do you spell spageti? How spell? Spagetitty? ([005])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-25 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ Fastforward to miniature paper Claudes and the Claudeboard prom cutout.

( x ) ]

You been getting into those prank wars yourself?
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