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[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-22 01:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[ It's fine it was instinctive. He pretty much let go immediately once they were away from goat anyway.

Except now he's being harrassed by another animal hello??? Caiman is immediately yelling incomprehensibly as he is accosted by this dog-dragon.
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What the fu -- hey!

[ Can he grab at this and look at it??? He's trying. ]
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[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-22 01:31 pm (UTC)(link)
This is yours?!

[ Eventually with some fray he will get a hold of the her and just holds her / stares at her like you would do maybe a cat? Though not without fully absolutely making a fool of himself, as you do when you are Caiman Lastname. Insert Yakety Sax as bgm probably. ]
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[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-22 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[ DONE AND DONE. Caiman looks super awkward about it and he's standing shock-still like if he moves, the wyvern's gonna bite him. But also it's new and he has never been so close to an animal before??? ]

Is this a real dragon...? [ Whispered. ]
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[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-22 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
What's the difference? Wyvern's smaller?

[ Okay, he will hold up a hand to her head... gingerly. ]
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[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-22 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Stop this is an extremely forbidden romance.

But nonetheless, Caiman will seen enthralled at the idea of an animal! Snugging up to him! His experience with animals very limited!!
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Whoa!! Did you make friends with her here? Or is she one of those, like you got it from home with vouchers stuff?
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[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-23 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
Wait, like you ride on her?

[ Her dog size... Caiman's only used to the concept of riding vehicles and is probably familiar with the idea of riding horses, not that Caiman himself can ride any of them because of how big he is but. She's so small for a riding animal... especially compared to Caiman himself. ]

Wait, war?
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[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-23 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
Oh!! Weird... how come you couldn't bring her in to start with like Lalli and Caleb did with their cats?

[ Petpet... ]

And nah, never heard that bit.

[ And a beat pause... ]

Hey, you still mad?
headsplitter: I'm stupid but really strong and tough so since society has something against me ([090])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-23 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ Looks away from the Claude Chaos. It only took one extra credit for Claude to turn into the school's buttmonkey...

Caiman just looks a little grumbly though. Yeah, that ended up getting a lot messier than he wanted it to be. He's only annoyed because he got stuck in a really weird spot between it all, he wouldn't have cared otherwise... maybe.
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...Yeah. The hell was with that poster on Winter? You didn't do that?
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[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-23 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
There's I think your underwear hanging from a flagpole outside Spring...

[ Just gives him a look like. Bro, your own dorm... ]
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[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-23 11:34 am (UTC)(link)
You gonna...




Get those back?
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[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-23 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Why's this about me?! That's your underwear up on a pole?!
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[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-24 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
Wait, is that how it works?
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[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-24 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ Looks very nonplussed. ]

Okay, well! It's your shit out there so if you don't mind then it's none of my business.

[ Should he be trying to peel this wyvern off of him and return her? ]

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