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[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-06 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
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headsplitter: what is the phobia of chainsaws called? ([9])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-06 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
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[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-06 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
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headsplitter: what is the phobia of chainsaws called? ([12])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-06 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ Don't worry about it he'll figure it out eventually. ]

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[ And that's it, apparently. Wait like, however long, and find the biggest student in this campus just hanging around waiting. At least when he sees Claude's face he'll raise a hand at him. ]
headsplitter: what is the phobia of chainsaws called? ([5])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-06 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, I guess! Bed's kinda small but it's actually pretty soft so I like it. Still no anti-spike pillows, though.

Waitin' for someone now, you?

[ Do the math, ]
headsplitter: what is the phobia of chainsaws called? ([6])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-06 03:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He points at his head. There's a couple of spikes that are just sticking out of special-made holes in the back of his mask. They're natural if Claude remembers from headchomp shenanigans. ]

Can't find a damn decent pillow that my head won't get stuck on every night.
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[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-06 04:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Would it be better that I didn't lose it than walking around with a pillow speared on my head like some idiot?!
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[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-06 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
But I'm ruining my pillow by poppin' it! They really should make pillows for lizard-headed people!

[ SUCH A NICHE MARKET. ]
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[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-07 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
That's uncomfy though, I've got big shoulders! And sleeping on my stomach is just uncomfy period.

[ Choosing beggars. ]
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[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-07 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
A mushroom?

[ Oh. He holds up his hands. He looks... immensely troubled. ]

No thanks.
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[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-07 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ Hrk -- ]

I like ohba! That's a leaf!

I just... don't care for mushrooms...

[ He makes a face... ]

I think?
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[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-07 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
Huh?!

Then why would you offer it to me if it made you sick! Don't poison me!

All mushrooms are just evil! I knew I sensed bad vibes, maybe I've got superpowers!

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