school: caiman

[shaft]

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that's fair...

[shaft]

Then you're just a regular tall man, who probably deserves a bed that can fit you.

Or maybe you'd be better off on the couch?

[headsplitter]

There's this weird wizard boy with a gun who keeps takin' the couch. He doesn't wanna be anywhere else.

And we've got a weird maybe zombie-hunter who keeps gettin' under the bed?

[ Thinkies. Fall dorm weird. ]

[shaft]

Zombie-hunter...? What's a zombie?

[headsplitter]

It's when a dead person comes back out all hungry for brains. What, you've never had a zombie night?

[shaft]

A dead person...? No, I've never heard of a dead person coming back to life.

[ what he fork???? ]

[headsplitter]

Seriously?! In Hole, we've got a night where all the dead come crawling out and we get vouchers for helping putting them down again for good!

[ AN ENTIRE ZOMBIE NIGHT. EVERY YEAR. ]

[shaft]

...

Sorry the what?

[headsplitter]

Day of the Living Dead!

[ Just assumes which part Claude was 'what'ing for. ]

[shaft]

No wait, the "Hole"?

[headsplitter]

Oh yeah! Hole!

Where I'm from!

[shaft]

It's very... Why is it called that?

[headsplitter]

Uh, I dunno, I didn't name it.

[ Huh! ]

Probably 'cause it's all dirty and downtrodden and stuff. Compared to the Sorcerer's World?

[shaft]

Sorcerer's World? You sound like you come from a rather interesting place.

[headsplitter]

Iunno. Guess Hole is interestin', yeah! Why, is yours boring?