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headsplitter
2021-06-17 02:15 am (UTC)
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Wrestle me for the couch Claude.
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But why?! You still haven't told me why?!
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shaft
2021-06-17 02:23 am (UTC)
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Caiman!
[ He yells that with authority, glaring at him. ]
I've had a really rough couple of days! Exhausting!
All I want right now is to take this couch, and if you were a friend, you would trust me.
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headsplitter
2021-06-17 02:29 am (UTC)
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Startled! BUT NOT ENOUGH TO LET THIS COUCH GO.
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What happened to your own dorm's couch, dude? You can just sleep here if you're that tired!
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shaft
2021-06-17 02:31 am (UTC)
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[ UGH
HE JUST PULLS AS HARD AS HE CAN GIVE IT TO HIM ]
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headsplitter
2021-06-17 02:40 am (UTC)
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Can Claude win over a lizard......... but he's also pulling tho. Though, since Claude said it first:
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If you think we're friends then you'd be able to tell me what's wrong! 'Cause that's what me and
my
friend promised!
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shaft
2021-06-17 02:46 am (UTC)
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[ That's actually a good point.
Claude stops pulling, looking Caiman in the eye. ]
I can't tell you. If I could, I would.
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headsplitter
2021-06-17 02:53 am (UTC)
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Buh...
Caiman looks like he wants to protest but he's actually been in this kind of situation before?
Conflict...
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You're gonna tell me later, right. And you're gonna bring this couch back?
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I can't believe I'm going to tell Fall Dorm we've lost a whole ass couch.
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shaft
2021-06-17 03:02 am (UTC)
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[ Claude sighs in relief, and the smile he gives Caiman is genuine. ]
Yes, it's a promise.
[ Okay, back to desperately dragging this couch out. ]
I'm glad to have your friendship, you know.
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headsplitter
2021-06-17 03:06 am (UTC)
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I'm crying I hope you know Fall Dorm is going apeshit over me telling them we're missing a couch now. Caiman lets go... have your couch Claude, let your maybe-twink body drag it out into the wilds...
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Yeah sure,
whatever
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Tsuntsun......??
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shaft
2021-06-17 03:09 am (UTC)
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[ HE'S NOT A TWINK!!
But thanks, he's going to drag it right out the door. With only a little bit of struggle. ]
Haha, you don't sound pleased. Should I give you a hug for your troubles?
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headsplitter
2021-06-17 03:33 am (UTC)
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No! I don't want your hugs! Just take the couch and return it later!
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shaft
2021-06-17 01:07 pm (UTC)
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All right.
[ Gives Caiman a salute! ]
I'll be seeing you later.
[ And so ended the friendship between Caiman and Claude. RIP Clauman. ]
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headsplitter
2021-06-17 01:19 pm (UTC)
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It lasted for the briefest hint of spring on the wind........... but please the ship name I'm dying. Toddles off to send this poor man a text.
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But why?! You still haven't told me why?!
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All I want right now is to take this couch, and if you were a friend, you would trust me.
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What happened to your own dorm's couch, dude? You can just sleep here if you're that tired!
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HE JUST PULLS AS HARD AS HE CAN GIVE IT TO HIM ]
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If you think we're friends then you'd be able to tell me what's wrong! 'Cause that's what me and my friend promised!
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Claude stops pulling, looking Caiman in the eye. ]
I can't tell you. If I could, I would.
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Buh...
Caiman looks like he wants to protest but he's actually been in this kind of situation before?
Conflict...
... ]
You're gonna tell me later, right. And you're gonna bring this couch back?
[ I can't believe I'm going to tell Fall Dorm we've lost a whole ass couch. ]
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Yes, it's a promise.
[ Okay, back to desperately dragging this couch out. ]
I'm glad to have your friendship, you know.
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Yeah sure, whatever. [ Tsuntsun......?? ]
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But thanks, he's going to drag it right out the door. With only a little bit of struggle. ]
Haha, you don't sound pleased. Should I give you a hug for your troubles?
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[ And so ended the friendship between Caiman and Claude. RIP Clauman. ]
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