school: caiman

[shaft]

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[headsplitter]

[ ...

Buh...

Caiman looks like he wants to protest but he's actually been in this kind of situation before?

Conflict...

... ]

You're gonna tell me later, right. And you're gonna bring this couch back?

[ I can't believe I'm going to tell Fall Dorm we've lost a whole ass couch. ]

[shaft]

[ Claude sighs in relief, and the smile he gives Caiman is genuine. ]

Yes, it's a promise.

[ Okay, back to desperately dragging this couch out. ]

I'm glad to have your friendship, you know.

[headsplitter]

[ I'm crying I hope you know Fall Dorm is going apeshit over me telling them we're missing a couch now. Caiman lets go... have your couch Claude, let your maybe-twink body drag it out into the wilds... ]

Yeah sure, whatever. [ Tsuntsun......?? ]

[shaft]

[ HE'S NOT A TWINK!!

But thanks, he's going to drag it right out the door. With only a little bit of struggle. ]

Haha, you don't sound pleased. Should I give you a hug for your troubles?

[headsplitter]

No! I don't want your hugs! Just take the couch and return it later!

[shaft]

All right. [ Gives Caiman a salute! ] I'll be seeing you later.

[ And so ended the friendship between Caiman and Claude. RIP Clauman. ]

[headsplitter]

[ It lasted for the briefest hint of spring on the wind........... but please the ship name I'm dying. Toddles off to send this poor man a text. ]