hotel: lup

[shaft]

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[evocationary]

Oh. That sharp thing.

... I mean, go for it? If it eats your hand, I don't have any spares.

[shaft]

Lup, you're not being very suppor—

[ and now he's upside down! a vine coiled around his ankle and hoisted him up. ]

Argh!

[evocationary]

Oh fuck—

[screams]

Give me the dagger! [she will... try to cut him down. unless a vine grabs her by the ankle, which it does. it's kind of gross, actually, because her bones are all out on her leg.]

[shaft]

Lup!

[ HELP THEY'RE BOTH IN THE AIR ]

This is—

[ SO STUPID? he cuts the vine but there's already another one around him... he can't seem to cut as fast as they're grabbing them ]

[evocationary]

[STUPID IS THE WORD YES

she squawks, kicking at the vines.]

I can't believe I am going to have to carry that stupid sword around with me everywhere! [she yells, as a vine starts tugging at her arm.] Stop that!

Claude — ! [aaaaaaaaaaaaa]

[shaft]

Lup! Do you have anything?!

[ the vines are slithering up their bodies (hentai), but while his arms are still free he reaches into his pocket to procure...



... a tea bag!

tosses it at the vore plant (vlant) helplessly. ]

[evocationary]

[CLAUDE THIS DOES NOT HELP]

Like what, I don't carry raw meat on my person or anything, what are you expecting?

[kicks the vine again, and then it just. slowly pulls her down towards it's gross plant vore mouth, i guess.

she's a wizard she doesn't carry anything in her pockets]

[shaft]

You don't carry snacks??

[ HELLO... they need an auntie. where are the toffees when you need them. ]

Lup, just. Grab my hand.

[ EVEN THOUGH HE IS ALSO BEING DRAGGED... surely this will help. ]

[evocationary]

No! I'm not a heathen, I don't put snacks in my pockets and carry them around to be moldy!

[yelling

but - okay, fine, she'll try. she throws a hand out to try and grab his hand. sorry about her bones.]

[shaft]

[ oh god she's bones ]

Are your bones going to break...?

[evocationary]

Jesus, I hope not. They're sturdy, don't worry about it.

[she says, hanging upside down as a plant tries to eat her]

[shaft]

[ grabs her bones

now they are steadily being eased toward the vlant while holding hands

uwu ]

[evocationary]

[how romantic

anyway the plant eats them both, probably. congratulations, this is your fault]

[shaft]

[ when they wake up in the hall, Claude doesn't move, just staring at the ceiling ]

I'm not going into the rooms next week.

[evocationary]

[yeah she is just going to lay on the floor]

Hhhghhh. I need like fourteen showers.

[shaft]

Are you... slimy?

[evocationary]

I wish you had used a different word, but yes.

[shaft]

Would you prefer "moist"?

[evocationary]

[she lifts her leg to kick him in the ass

yes, literally in the ass. not hard but she does it.]

[shaft]

Ugh! Don't kick me with your slimy foot.

[ he is baby ]

[evocationary]

You deserve it for asking me if I'm moist.

[nyehhhh]

[shaft]

I didn't think you were so shy, Lup.

[ sticks out his tongue ]

[evocationary]

A girl likes a little romance, Claude!

[sticks her tongue out back!! this is ridiculous she is still on the floor.]

[shaft]

I've been told that's not one of my strengths, I'm afraid.

[ he is also on the floor

sometimes

you are on the floor ]

[evocationary]

I can see that.

[a pause, and then she just rolls over and sits on him? yeah. it's fine, she weighs like ten pounds.]