hotel: lup

[shaft]

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[shaft]

You don't carry snacks??

[ HELLO... they need an auntie. where are the toffees when you need them. ]

Lup, just. Grab my hand.

[ EVEN THOUGH HE IS ALSO BEING DRAGGED... surely this will help. ]

[evocationary]

No! I'm not a heathen, I don't put snacks in my pockets and carry them around to be moldy!

[yelling

but - okay, fine, she'll try. she throws a hand out to try and grab his hand. sorry about her bones.]

[shaft]

[ oh god she's bones ]

Are your bones going to break...?

[evocationary]

Jesus, I hope not. They're sturdy, don't worry about it.

[she says, hanging upside down as a plant tries to eat her]

[shaft]

[ grabs her bones

now they are steadily being eased toward the vlant while holding hands

uwu ]

[evocationary]

[how romantic

anyway the plant eats them both, probably. congratulations, this is your fault]

[shaft]

[ when they wake up in the hall, Claude doesn't move, just staring at the ceiling ]

I'm not going into the rooms next week.

[evocationary]

[yeah she is just going to lay on the floor]

Hhhghhh. I need like fourteen showers.

[shaft]

Are you... slimy?

[evocationary]

I wish you had used a different word, but yes.

[shaft]

Would you prefer "moist"?

[evocationary]

[she lifts her leg to kick him in the ass

yes, literally in the ass. not hard but she does it.]

[shaft]

Ugh! Don't kick me with your slimy foot.

[ he is baby ]

[evocationary]

You deserve it for asking me if I'm moist.

[nyehhhh]

[shaft]

I didn't think you were so shy, Lup.

[ sticks out his tongue ]

[evocationary]

A girl likes a little romance, Claude!

[sticks her tongue out back!! this is ridiculous she is still on the floor.]

[shaft]

I've been told that's not one of my strengths, I'm afraid.

[ he is also on the floor

sometimes

you are on the floor ]

[evocationary]

I can see that.

[a pause, and then she just rolls over and sits on him? yeah. it's fine, she weighs like ten pounds.]

[shaft]

[ hello

he smiles up at her ]

Comfortable?

[evocationary]

Yep. Better than the floor.

[uwu]

[shaft]

So we're just going to be slimy together?

[ pokes her ribs ]

[evocationary]

Ow.

[thankfully she isn't just a ribcage under there.]

Anyway, yes. My slime is now your responsibility.

[shaft]

Wow, I didn't expect us to get so serious so quickly.

[ pokes again ]]

[evocationary]

[she whacks at his hand!! stop!! tickles...]

Surprise! You dragged me into the plant vore, and now you have to wash my hair for me. This is a demand. There is no negotiation.

[shaft]

[ nyhehe ]

Is that so? I guess I better rise to the occasion.

[ literally. he gets up. her weight is inconsequential. ]