[oh my god has he never been in here okay hold on here's the copypaste
The colors that accent this room are reds, golds, oranges and yellows - the walls are a deep red, the curtains a shimmery fade of orange and gold, and the floor is a dark wood. The most prominent feature is the giant bed, big enough for like, at LEAST four people. It’s a four-post bed frame with heavy red velvet curtains that can be pulled to enclose around the bed. There are fairy lights pulled across the curtains like this. There’s a big plush red carpet under the bed so that when you roll out of it, you immediately step on something soft. Next to the bed is a brick fireplace without a poker or anything. Does it work? Does it even go anywhere? I don’t know, but it is very aesthetic.
On the far wall are a bunch of bookcases, filled with fake book facades. There’s also a lot of empty potion bottles and pretty gemstones and various magical aesthetic objects like bird skulls and things like, glued to the shelves just for decoration. Next to these bookshelves is a window with a nook, where a comfy cushion and pillow makes it easy to curl up and read. This window shows something like a slideshow of different worlds. It changes every 30 minutes or so.
The walls are decorated with paintings of various watercolor flowers, all in the same color scheme. One of the paintings is a picture of Fantasy Guy Fieri (he has elf ears) promoting a huge roast turkey leg during the production of an episode of D*ners, C*rt-Ins, and D*ves. There are also cheap but very bright glow in the dark star stickers all over the ceiling.
The desk has a painting that looks like it is very well cared for sitting above it on the wall in a frame. The desk itself is wood that is made of the same material as the flooring, matching in color and the general Victorian style, though it does have really gaudy flame decals painted across the top.
Also, of course she has a walk-in closet. It’s painted in similar colors to the rest of the room with a big table in the middle for shoes and jewelry. The walls in here have that same terrible flame decal randomly splashed across it.
she will let him carry her wherever, ear flicking happily.]
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yes, literally in the ass. not hard but she does it.]
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[ he is baby ]
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[nyehhhh]
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[ sticks out his tongue ]
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[sticks her tongue out back!! this is ridiculous she is still on the floor.]
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[ he is also on the floor
sometimes
you are on the floor ]
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[a pause, and then she just rolls over and sits on him? yeah. it's fine, she weighs like ten pounds.]
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he smiles up at her ]
Comfortable?
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[uwu]
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[ pokes her ribs ]
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[thankfully she isn't just a ribcage under there.]
Anyway, yes. My slime is now your responsibility.
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[ pokes again ]]
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Surprise! You dragged me into the plant vore, and now you have to wash my hair for me. This is a demand. There is no negotiation.
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Is that so? I guess I better rise to the occasion.
[ literally. he gets up. her weight is inconsequential. ]
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if he doesn't catch her or like, take her with him, she falls off of him. goodbye]
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but he'll hold on! carries her to her room ]
Here, you've been escorted.
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Neato. My room key is in my pocket. [lup]
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He sighs, but luckily she is like two pounds so he can hold on with one arm and delicately rummage with the other.
Not without being embarrassed, but it doesn't last long when they go inside.
He's nosy what's her room like. ]
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The colors that accent this room are reds, golds, oranges and yellows - the walls are a deep red, the curtains a shimmery fade of orange and gold, and the floor is a dark wood. The most prominent feature is the giant bed, big enough for like, at LEAST four people. It’s a four-post bed frame with heavy red velvet curtains that can be pulled to enclose around the bed. There are fairy lights pulled across the curtains like this. There’s a big plush red carpet under the bed so that when you roll out of it, you immediately step on something soft. Next to the bed is a brick fireplace without a poker or anything. Does it work? Does it even go anywhere? I don’t know, but it is very aesthetic.
On the far wall are a bunch of bookcases, filled with fake book facades. There’s also a lot of empty potion bottles and pretty gemstones and various magical aesthetic objects like bird skulls and things like, glued to the shelves just for decoration. Next to these bookshelves is a window with a nook, where a comfy cushion and pillow makes it easy to curl up and read. This window shows something like a slideshow of different worlds. It changes every 30 minutes or so.
The walls are decorated with paintings of various watercolor flowers, all in the same color scheme. One of the paintings is a picture of Fantasy Guy Fieri (he has elf ears) promoting a huge roast turkey leg during the production of an episode of D*ners, C*rt-Ins, and D*ves. There are also cheap but very bright glow in the dark star stickers all over the ceiling.
The desk has a painting that looks like it is very well cared for sitting above it on the wall in a frame. The desk itself is wood that is made of the same material as the flooring, matching in color and the general Victorian style, though it does have really gaudy flame decals painted across the top.
Also, of course she has a walk-in closet. It’s painted in similar colors to the rest of the room with a big table in the middle for shoes and jewelry. The walls in here have that same terrible flame decal randomly splashed across it.
she will let him carry her wherever, ear flicking happily.]
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He'll probably set her down once he's inside, being nosy around the room. ]
Your room... is pretty cute.
[ Plays with the fairy lights. ]
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Just like me! [wink]
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[ he's wearing a jacket over a t-shirt, so he'll remove that for now to wipe away some of the slime on his pants. ]
Is that your family?
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