school: kuon

[shaft]

tbc

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week 0, tuesday, class

[shaft]

[ The thing is that Claude's already been to school. Sure, he didn't graduate, but he still managed to become a world leader, so he thinks he survive just fine without dissecting the potential of romance between half-human half-cat hybrids.

He's very quiet as he carefully escapes the clutches of the teacher, making no noise as he opens the door...

Only to see Ichinose on the other side.

Slowly, he raises a finger to his lips. ]

[txt]

[Well.

You see.

Unfortunately? This bitch does not have a subtle bone in her body, apparently, and audibly gasps as she opens her mouth to say something. If the teacher hasn't heard her already, he has maybe a second to react before she totally ruins his grand escape.

What will he do?]

[shaft]

[ He's vaulting toward her.

He's putting a hand over her mouth.

Is it inappropriate? Yes. But is it necessary? Probably. ]

[txt]

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BITES HIS HAND????]

week one, monday.

[txt]

[Surprise! There is now one (1) Kuon Ichinose standing in the doorway of whatever room he's currently in. Welcome to the SUB, Claude.]

Well, well, well... We meet again!

[shaft]

Ah, hello, Miss Kuon. [ He smiles at her. ] What are the chances?

[txt]

It's a small, small school. Who would have thought?

[shaft]

Certainly not me.

So, what are you up to on this fine day?

week 3, tuesday, void

[shaft]

[ Wherever Ichinose is, she's going to find herself at Garreg Mach's kitchen (0:00 to 1:00). It feels real enough that Claude can remember the soap and water against his hands, and the way the crashing of dishes would grate in his ears.

Almost as much as the staff's constant berating did.

He looks somewhat... sheepish, as he comes back to himself, shaking his head. ]

Well, that wasn't very flattering.

[txt]

... Wow!

[She looks? Mildly impressed?]

I didn't think it was possible to mess up like that. Just how did you do it?

[shaft]

It was the first time I'd ever washed dishes!

[ He says, as a defense. ]

[txt]

What? How? Just how many servants did you have at your beck and call?

week four, monday.

[txt]

[On this lovely Monday, Claude will come across Ichinose crouched down by the lazy river. She's staring at it, absolutely baffled judging by the expression on her face.]

... Just who in the world is in charge of the school's budget?

[shaft]

Is this not normal for schools?

[ He is also looking at the river. He would like to be lazy. ]

[txt]

Not in any school I've seen... Wait. Is there one in yours?

[shaft]

No, but I thought that was a facet of me being from somewhere not as technologically advanced.

The "future" does have many luxuries, doesn't it?

week 5, monday, SPOR 120

[shaft]

[ Claude is holding a bowling ball, deep in thought. ]

Do you think Principal Bear's spouse is also a bear?

[txt]

[She taps her chin, deep in thought...]

It's hard to say. Is inter-species marriage legal within the lore of this world?

[shaft]

[ He looks at her. And pulls out his phone for a second.

Then he looks back at her. ]

Can you do me a favour real quick and turn around?

week 6, friday, outside

[shaft]

[ They're... somewhere! Claude is looking at Ichinose curiously. ]

Were you cursed this week tooo?

[txt]

... Yes.

[With a sigh, crossing her arms. They sure are somewhere!]

You too, right?

[shaft]

Yeah.

[ ... ]

I guess someone was getting revenge.

week 7, monday, outside

[shaft]

[ Claude is staring into the Take On Me void. He will wave at Ichinose. ]

Ready for battle?

[txt]

Oh, yes. I've got to say, the atmosphere is getting even me fired up. What about you, Riegan-san?

[shaft]

[ squints at her ]

I'm looking forward to getting past all this, to say the least. Maybe a little embarrassed that we're being rallied by a 14 year-old.