They're celebrities! Modern day Robin Hoods. Anonymously, of course. The Phantom Thieves of Hearts are known all around the globe, but no one knows their true identities.
I would be lying if I said I wasn't even a tiiiiny bit curious about their methods.
Ahahahaha... Oh, no, no! It's nothing like that! Well, I bet they've swept a fan or two off their feet. But they don't steal your affections! No, they change your heart. You know, force you to reflect on your crimes and come clean. That sort of thing.
There's a special, secret world only they can access. And through that world, they change people's hearts... Or something like that! You see, I've never been to that world myself.
I see. I feel like I should say something about how it's only worthwhile if people change themselves, but honestly sometimes you do what you need to help people.
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... Yes, and her friends. They're not great at subtlety, am I right?
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I would be lying if I said I wasn't even a tiiiiny bit curious about their methods.
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Do they go around causing people to fall in love with them?
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[She stares
and then she bursts out laughing.]
Ahahahaha... Oh, no, no! It's nothing like that! Well, I bet they've swept a fan or two off their feet. But they don't steal your affections! No, they change your heart. You know, force you to reflect on your crimes and come clean. That sort of thing.
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Through therapy?
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There's a special, secret world only they can access. And through that world, they change people's hearts... Or something like that! You see, I've never been to that world myself.
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I see. I feel like I should say something about how it's only worthwhile if people change themselves, but honestly sometimes you do what you need to help people.
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