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claude who? ([personal profile] shaft) wrote2021-06-07 08:07 pm
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[personal profile] txt 2021-06-08 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
[Well.

You see.

Unfortunately? This bitch does not have a subtle bone in her body, apparently, and audibly gasps as she opens her mouth to say something. If the teacher hasn't heard her already, he has maybe a second to react before she totally ruins his grand escape.

What will he do?]
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[personal profile] txt 2021-06-08 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
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BITES HIS HAND????]
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[personal profile] txt 2021-06-09 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
[She lets go when he starts to pull away, and spits on the floor.]

Ughhhh, that was awful... When was the last time you washed your hands?!

[Why is this the thing she's most upset about.]
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[personal profile] txt 2021-06-10 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh.

Guess she's getting kidnapped now, huh. Kidnapping.............2!]


H-Hey...!
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[personal profile] txt 2021-06-11 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
Come on, now. You make it sound like this is the part where you karate chop my neck and leave my body in the recycling bins.

[Rum Tum Tugger may be playing ominous in the background like the jaws theme. We just don't know.]

Was running really necessary?
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[personal profile] txt 2021-06-11 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
Do you always take hostages while fleeing the scene of the crime? Sloppy, sloppy.
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[personal profile] txt 2021-06-13 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm... Let's see, you did kidnap me. What to do?
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[personal profile] txt 2021-06-14 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Hm!

She just smiles and waves at his rapidly retreating ass. Farewell, Claude.]