school: beau

[shaft]

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w6, monday

[disreguarded]

[claude is probably just minding his own business when beau just very suddenly drops upside down out of a tree, hanging onto a branch with her legs, and shoots him with a nerf water gun.

SURPRISE]

[shaft]

Wha—?!

[ Say the water hits him in the back of the head, tickling as it trails down his nape and down his spine, so much that he's got his shoulders hunched up when he spins around.

He is also holding a water gun. ]

Found me, have you? Fiend!

[ Shoots her back. ]

[disreguarded]

[HE JUST ALSO HAS ONE

beau squawks, and gets hit by water right in the face. ow! rude! she hoists herself back up into the tree and pumps the gun before spraying water at him with a war cry

she is very obviously trying not to laugh while she does this.]

[shaft]

[ He barely has any water left because he probably chased Hugo around campus.

Which is way he lifts it to his face to defend himself!! ]

Ugh! You got the terrain advantage! Sahar!

[ His traitorous wyvern just perches on a branch above Beau and watches her curiously. Hilariously enough, she can probably carry Beau by the arms to attack people while flying... ]

[disreguarded]

[well, that gives her an idea. she grins up at sahar.]

Hey. Hey, fly me around so I can shoot him down the back of his shirt. [she says, holding out a hand to sahar.]

[shaft]

[ She will obligingly allow Beau to grab onto one of her legs before! Take off!

Meanwhile, Claude is gaping. ]

That seems a little unfair?!

[disreguarded]

[dude fuck yeah, this is the best? she whoops, holding on tightly to sahar's leg. fortunately beau's a melee fighter so she can't hit at a range worth a shit. she's trying, but it's just splash damage!

haha get it]

[shaft]

[ First of all, I really hope Beau flies around with a lizard in her other threads.

But also, she probably gets Claude a little bit here and there, mostly because he's actually staring at the sight instead of trying to dodge. ]

How long're you going to stay up there!

[disreguarded]

[oh my god, lend me sahar so she can do this? this lizard is hers now]

Forever, actually! [this is the best]

[shaft]

[ u can borrow her anytime bud

She's just sailing around, probably flying Beau in aimless patterns. ]

Beau!!

[ He's out of water so he just tosses the gun at her feet. ]

[disreguarded]

[she kicks the gun. YEET.

eventually she lets go of sahar, though, and like. attempts to land on claude. she is Rambunctious today.]

[shaft]

Bah!

[ She gets him in the back, flattening him onto the ground like a pancake.

He has been dominated. ]

[disreguarded]

[she's very amused by this, cackling.

she also doesn't get off him. she just sits on his back.]

I win.

[shaft]

[ His thoughts are a very flattering, at least she's not heavy. ]

So I've been bested! [ Looks up at her. ] What now?

[disreguarded]

[thanks claude that's a great compliment]

Hmmm. You have to do whatever I say for an hour.

[shaft]

I'm being enslaved?

[ hmmm ]

What can I do for you then, master?

[disreguarded]

Okay, well, you can start by never calling me master ever again, ever.

[Gross.]

[shaft]

You got it.

[ He laughs a little before nudging Beau. Get off... ]

[disreguarded]

[she rolls off of him, and then reaches to dust him off.]

No, help me with a task, actually. Have you done any yet?

[shaft]

[ He takes it! ]

I haven't. What's your answer?

[disreguarded]

The boring pleasantries, probably.

[hhhhh]

[shaft]

[ ... He smiles. ]

So, gonna offer up some gossip?

[disreguarded]

[snortlaugh.]

I've got plenty. You gotta promise not to spread any of it though. On your fuckin' life. [offers a pinky? pinky promise her.]

[shaft]

[ He will hook pinkies! ]

Trust me, I'm a master at keeping secrets.

[disreguarded]

[she shakes pinkies, and then:]

Hmmm. Well, the worst gossip I know is Caleb and Molly are banging on the regular. Which is why they're covered in glitter, and will be until I leave this place or die.