school: beau

[shaft]

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[shaft]

[ He barely has any water left because he probably chased Hugo around campus.

Which is way he lifts it to his face to defend himself!! ]

Ugh! You got the terrain advantage! Sahar!

[ His traitorous wyvern just perches on a branch above Beau and watches her curiously. Hilariously enough, she can probably carry Beau by the arms to attack people while flying... ]

[disreguarded]

[well, that gives her an idea. she grins up at sahar.]

Hey. Hey, fly me around so I can shoot him down the back of his shirt. [she says, holding out a hand to sahar.]

[shaft]

[ She will obligingly allow Beau to grab onto one of her legs before! Take off!

Meanwhile, Claude is gaping. ]

That seems a little unfair?!

[disreguarded]

[dude fuck yeah, this is the best? she whoops, holding on tightly to sahar's leg. fortunately beau's a melee fighter so she can't hit at a range worth a shit. she's trying, but it's just splash damage!

haha get it]

[shaft]

[ First of all, I really hope Beau flies around with a lizard in her other threads.

But also, she probably gets Claude a little bit here and there, mostly because he's actually staring at the sight instead of trying to dodge. ]

How long're you going to stay up there!

[disreguarded]

[oh my god, lend me sahar so she can do this? this lizard is hers now]

Forever, actually! [this is the best]

[shaft]

[ u can borrow her anytime bud

She's just sailing around, probably flying Beau in aimless patterns. ]

Beau!!

[ He's out of water so he just tosses the gun at her feet. ]

[disreguarded]

[she kicks the gun. YEET.

eventually she lets go of sahar, though, and like. attempts to land on claude. she is Rambunctious today.]

[shaft]

Bah!

[ She gets him in the back, flattening him onto the ground like a pancake.

He has been dominated. ]

[disreguarded]

[she's very amused by this, cackling.

she also doesn't get off him. she just sits on his back.]

I win.

[shaft]

[ His thoughts are a very flattering, at least she's not heavy. ]

So I've been bested! [ Looks up at her. ] What now?

[disreguarded]

[thanks claude that's a great compliment]

Hmmm. You have to do whatever I say for an hour.

[shaft]

I'm being enslaved?

[ hmmm ]

What can I do for you then, master?

[disreguarded]

Okay, well, you can start by never calling me master ever again, ever.

[Gross.]

[shaft]

You got it.

[ He laughs a little before nudging Beau. Get off... ]

[disreguarded]

[she rolls off of him, and then reaches to dust him off.]

No, help me with a task, actually. Have you done any yet?

[shaft]

[ He takes it! ]

I haven't. What's your answer?

[disreguarded]

The boring pleasantries, probably.

[hhhhh]

[shaft]

[ ... He smiles. ]

So, gonna offer up some gossip?

[disreguarded]

[snortlaugh.]

I've got plenty. You gotta promise not to spread any of it though. On your fuckin' life. [offers a pinky? pinky promise her.]

[shaft]

[ He will hook pinkies! ]

Trust me, I'm a master at keeping secrets.

[disreguarded]

[she shakes pinkies, and then:]

Hmmm. Well, the worst gossip I know is Caleb and Molly are banging on the regular. Which is why they're covered in glitter, and will be until I leave this place or die.

[shaft]

[ That— genuinely takes him by surprise. ]

Really? I wouldn't have expected that... [ Good for them. ] Is the glitter like. Does Molly produce it?

[disreguarded]

[SNORTS.]

What? No. I put it in their beds and their coats. [revenge]

[shaft]

[ BEAU. He appreciates her so much. ]

What? Is that your revenge for having to live with this knowledge?