Hmmm. Well, the worst gossip I know is Caleb and Molly are banging on the regular. Which is why they're covered in glitter, and will be until I leave this place or die.
[she reaches over to shove him, but it's mostly just amused.]
Yeah, Byleth uh - really did not discriminate, huh. [she's a little more careful here, if only because of byleth's like, living status.] ... As long as they're all happy, I guess it doesn't matter.
I don't know, man. I got everything I need, really. Gifts are nice just to have, to remember people by. [and this is a joke:] Unless you wanna buy me weed.
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Hmmm. You have to do whatever I say for an hour.
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[ hmmm ]
What can I do for you then, master?
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[Gross.]
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[ He laughs a little before nudging Beau. Get off... ]
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No, help me with a task, actually. Have you done any yet?
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I haven't. What's your answer?
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[hhhhh]
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So, gonna offer up some gossip?
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I've got plenty. You gotta promise not to spread any of it though. On your fuckin' life. [offers a pinky? pinky promise her.]
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Trust me, I'm a master at keeping secrets.
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Hmmm. Well, the worst gossip I know is Caleb and Molly are banging on the regular. Which is why they're covered in glitter, and will be until I leave this place or die.
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Really? I wouldn't have expected that... [ Good for them. ] Is the glitter like. Does Molly produce it?
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What? No. I put it in their beds and their coats. [revenge]
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What? Is that your revenge for having to live with this knowledge?
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Yes. They're not - well, alright, they're probably good at hiding it to people who don't know them, but I know Caleb. He's not subtle.
Ugh. What I wouldn't give to forget that knowledge. [she says, days before disaster]
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But for now, Claude is just laughing. ]
It is a little awkward... Reminds me of when I found out just how many people here Byleth wouldn't mind taking to bed.
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Yeah, Byleth uh - really did not discriminate, huh. [she's a little more careful here, if only because of byleth's like, living status.] ... As long as they're all happy, I guess it doesn't matter.
[Little lonely, though.]
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[ He says that, with a slightly softer expression, shoving her back just as playfully. ]
For my task, I'd have to give you a gift... Anything you need right now?
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Doesn't that defeat the purpose of a gift, if I gotta tell you what I want? [you would pick the toilet paper one]
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[ But also his face says that he wouldn't mind concocting something himself. ]
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I don't know, man. I got everything I need, really. Gifts are nice just to have, to remember people by. [and this is a joke:] Unless you wanna buy me weed.
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Honestly I'm not familiar with that drug. They mostly smoked opium and hashish where I'm from.
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Really? [she's amused.] Never done those, but uh - weed more mellows you out. It fucking smells awful, but it's relaxing.