headsplitter: Will my kid have green hair? ([076])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-29 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
[ My solitary leftover comma on my past post.................

Caiman looks back at Claude with just as much surprise. His mouth is bigger, but only physically.
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Wh -- what do you mean what?! I don't know either!
headsplitter: Will my baby drown if I drink too much water (I am pregnant)? ([068])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-29 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
[ This class sucks ANYWAY. ]

It's -- er, I mean, but I don't -- [ Shit, how do words? ] But I don't remember that! I don't know who those people are...!
headsplitter: This question is for the boys? ([026])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-29 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
I do have amnesia! But that's...

[ You can almost SEE the lightbulb go off physically over his head. ]

SHIT, I can use this! To find out who I was!

Uhh, damn, no way to record a memory like that, is there?!
headsplitter: Atheists why don't you accept defeat? ([092])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-29 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
[ AAH. ]

No! I'm not gonna forget when I get to remember -- uh, does it count as remembering if I don't exactly remember it...? Or, whatever!
headsplitter: due to mental illness should I just hurt others physically ? ([091])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-29 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ He opens his mouth. And then abruptly closes it, if his mouth was a little bit bigger it could've made the crocodile bonk noise... but abruptly, he unlatches something from his belt.

A mask.
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The guy... he was wearing this...

So does that mean...?
headsplitter: How am i sure I'm the real mom of my kid? ([024])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-29 12:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[ A hero? ]

Uh... [ Jeez, that's such a title to put on him. ] I don't think guys that maim and murder get to be called heroes?
headsplitter: due to mental illness should I just hurt others physically ? ([091])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-29 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Powers? I don't have powers, I'm just a human... guy...

[ His thought train slowing down, and even with his lizard head, it's plain that he's a shade paler. He's having a mild revelation but he's not sure he wants to think about it too hard. ]
headsplitter: If I really had the willpower could I lay an egg? ([053])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-30 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
N-no! Neither of the other guys used magic, did they! [ A stake and a knife. Logic would dictate that he's the one with the knife, right? ] B-but...

Was that a school for Sorcerers?

[ He is maybe not OK, ]
headsplitter: HELP MY NIPPLE FELL OFF!!!!? ([075])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-30 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
Uh --

[ Nope! Sorry, this class is ass anyway. Sorry Teach, he's leaving early. ]

No, I gotta go.
headsplitter: PHOTO... what kind of rodent is this? ([067])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-30 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
[ Maybe a good thing, question mark. Throws dramatics in here, since Caiman makes it out the door and pretty much immediately keels over clutching his head in pain. ]

Ugh -- I don't [ Hell. ] I don't get it... who am I?
headsplitter: Are you wasting your life? ([098])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-07-01 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
I don't, it would be weird as hell... and Vaux, he's a doctor, he checked me over and told me.

I'm human...

So was I there was a student? A janitor? Who the hell was I? But I -- I shouldn't be at a school for Sorcerers...
headsplitter: If you were to get a baby crocodile in Pennsylvania, where could you give it away? ([088])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-07-01 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ Aw geez. That's right, he never lore'd Claude (only vore'd...). ]

Being a Sorcerer isn't just about being able to use magic, it's a whole biological thing. They're a totally different race... apparently a bunch of you guys can just learn magic, but Magic Users can use 'em 'cause they have special organs to make smoke. Which is how magic happens.

[ For him it's kind of like the equivalent of finding out Darth Vader might be your dad. Or at least you maybe grew up on his ship idk how Star Wars works. ]
headsplitter: just ate 52 pizza rolls, will i die in my sleep? ([019])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-07-01 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah... the first one.

[ He's frowning... sharply. ]

You can't be a Sorcerer and a human, I can't... have smoke but also not? Least, never heard of it.

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