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claude who? ([personal profile] shaft) wrote2021-06-05 10:31 pm
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headsplitter: why do my thing go up? why me ([008])

THURSDAY MORNING? - 1/2

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-17 01:20 pm (UTC)(link)
FROM: hungrybug@Wiwaldi.edu


Uh so I forgot to ask but when are you returning the couch I have
Edited 2021-06-17 13:21 (UTC)
shaft: (war » a19)

[personal profile] shaft 2021-06-17 01:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[ you have a lot of nerve ]

I'm not.
headsplitter: HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK? ([007])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-17 01:54 pm (UTC)(link)
But you said you were going to
shaft: (war » g5)

[personal profile] shaft 2021-06-17 02:31 pm (UTC)(link)
That was before you convinced everyone in the Fall dorm to steal OUR couch and toilet seats.
headsplitter: How am i sure I'm the real mom of my kid? ([024])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-17 02:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn't do that they went off and decided that on their own especially the toilet seat they went back to return it after we realized one of us also took that

[ Only... only one toilet seat, though. I think they're still trying to fight back to get the other one returned. ]
shaft: (war » a28)

[personal profile] shaft 2021-06-17 02:48 pm (UTC)(link)
They only returned the one.

Also, if I returned the couch then we wouldn't have one.
headsplitter: why do we all have nipples? why ([055])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-17 02:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay well that's just weird I think foot baba took it so we'll probably try to give it back because yam toe and lucks didn't like that we came back with more than a couch
Hey cloud

[ He uses exclusively speech-to-text help. ]
shaft: (war » g51)

[personal profile] shaft 2021-06-17 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
If you return it, I'll return your couch.

How did you guys even get into our dorm?
headsplitter: Will my baby drown if I drink too much water (I am pregnant)? ([068])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-17 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Hn OK fine I can work with that but for the record I'm not allowed to let you or anyone else into dorm anymore and I dunno Yamato found a way
shaft: (war » g59)

[personal profile] shaft 2021-06-17 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[ hm ]

Don't worry. I have no plans to return.
headsplitter: Why is stealing from rich people illegal? ([082])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-18 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ Listen you can ask Taichi and find out Claude, ]

Why'd you do it Claude they said you took advantage of me cause I wouldn't question it
shaft: (war » a5)

[personal profile] shaft 2021-06-18 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
It was my extra credit assignment.
headsplitter: I'm stupid but really strong and tough so since society has something against me ([090])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-18 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ Hm. ]

OK
If you want your couch back for real I'll bring it out but if you don't then we'll just have different couches it's fine it wasn't supposed to get that out of hand
shaft: (war » g11)

[personal profile] shaft 2021-06-18 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ ... ]

I guess ultimately we both have ended up with the same amount of couches. I don't really care which couch is where.
headsplitter: My bro has not got his first period yet? ([038])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-18 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
I'll make Bradley deal with the new one then he'll get over it and we don't want the toilet seat anyway so you'll get that back and then we're done

[ Except apparently Chad gave you guys his toilet seat?????? I don't understand hello. But we'll figure out something. ]
shaft: (war » g53)

[personal profile] shaft 2021-06-18 02:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks.

[ ok maybe he shouldn't be so mad ]
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