maybe it was all the talk about bees and i seemed annoying
or i wanted to leave the light on when we slept cuz otherwise the ghosts would get me
[ Which is something he didn't hallucinate. The ghosts were in fact, real, and when your power allows you to talk to them, what does your guardian do? Lock you in a mausoleum for six hours until you're not scared of them anymore, which never worked. Just gave you trauma. Thanks, Dad. ]
idk people find reasons i'm sure they're valid reasons
[ He also doesn't think ~the first time~ is anything significant. He's not a virgin, but he's just never had a reason to stick around after he's slept with someone—he's far more comfortable in his own space than the arms of a fling.
But he won't bother refuting it. It might make it seem like an invitation. ]
There's a store that's been built here that might have the ingredients you're looking for. Though something tells me you might prefer banging them into existence instead.
how did you KNOW yes i do prefer banging usually over everything else
besides validation
[ Help. ]
you know me so well already i will look at this place and see if it has what i need and if it does you bet your ass i'm gonna take you to pbnj pancake taco flavo town so many of them you won't know what to do about it
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Anyway, he's not exactly a prude, but he is shallow... What if Klaus ends up not being a pretty face? He can't commit to sleeping with him. ]
How cruel of your partners to force you to leave.
It's not like you did anything untoward, is it?
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maybe it was all the talk about bees
and i seemed annoying
or i wanted to leave the light on when we slept cuz otherwise the ghosts would get me
[ Which is something he didn't hallucinate. The ghosts were in fact, real, and when your power allows you to talk to them, what does your guardian do?
Lock you in a mausoleum for six hours until you're not scared of them anymore, which never worked. Just gave you trauma. Thanks, Dad. ]
idk
people find reasons
i'm sure they're valid reasons
[
u wouldn't do that to me
would u
claudey boy
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I could very well have a low tolerance for all the things you mentioned.
[ That said, he still wouldn't kick Klaus out.
He would just leave. ]
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huh
you know... i think god said something like that to me
but actually she wasn't as polite about it as you are
well
i think it was god
i'm agnostic
so
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you know what though
i'm going to bang some ingredients into existence
and i'll make you a pbnj pancake taco
no sex required
just cuz i want to
can't have you ruining your first ~*entire night next to someone*~ with someone like me
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[ He also doesn't think ~the first time~ is anything significant. He's not a virgin, but he's just never had a reason to stick around after he's slept with someone—he's far more comfortable in his own space than the arms of a fling.
But he won't bother refuting it. It might make it seem like an invitation. ]
There's a store that's been built here that might have the ingredients you're looking for. Though something tells me you might prefer banging them into existence instead.
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how did you KNOW
yes
i do prefer banging
usually over everything else
besides validation
[ Help. ]
you know me so well already
i will look at this place and see if it has what i need and if it does
you bet your ass i'm gonna take you to pbnj pancake taco flavo town
so many of them
you won't know what to do about it
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My stunning intellect knows no bounds.
But all right, I'm looking forward to it. Consider my expectations raised.
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so so stunning 😘
i can't wait to become ur favorite cook, herr claudia
[ He still thinks that's his name, but you know. ]