inbox.

[shaft]

one day i too will be a beautiful inbox

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[shaft]

I'd love to assuage your concerns but I've never spent the entire night next to someone.

I could very well have a low tolerance for all the things you mentioned.

[ That said, he still wouldn't kick Klaus out.

He would just leave. ]

1/2

[occulti]

_{[ Selective reading. Klaus reads this that Claude would have a low tolerance for him, cause that seems to be his ongoing theme. ]}

huh
you know... i think god said something like that to me
but actually she wasn't as polite about it as you are

well
i think it was god
i'm agnostic
so

[occulti]

_{[ In any case: ]}

you know what though
i'm going to bang some ingredients into existence

and i'll make you a pbnj pancake taco
no sex required

just cuz i want to

can't have you ruining your first ~*entire night next to someone*~ with someone like me

[shaft]

I appreciate your kindness, Klaus.

[ He also doesn't think ~the first time~ is anything significant. He's not a virgin, but he's just never had a reason to stick around after he's slept with someone—he's far more comfortable in his own space than the arms of a fling.

But he won't bother refuting it. It might make it seem like an invitation. ]

There's a store that's been built here that might have the ingredients you're looking for. Though something tells me you might prefer banging them into existence instead.

[occulti]

_{[ Klaus makes a faux gasp at his device. ]}

how did you KNOW
yes
i do prefer banging
usually over everything else

besides validation

_{[ Help. ]}

you know me so well already
i will look at this place and see if it has what i need and if it does
you bet your ass i'm gonna take you to pbnj pancake taco flavo town
so many of them
you won't know what to do about it

[shaft]

[ At least he's honest. ]

My stunning intellect knows no bounds.

But all right, I'm looking forward to it. Consider my expectations raised.

[occulti]

you are
so so stunning 😘

i can't wait to become ur favorite cook, herr claudia

_{[ He still thinks that's his name, but you know. ]}