hotel: aikawa

[shaft]

our lizard...!!

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week 0, monday, ? room 16

[shaft]

[ Hello, Aikawa. Welcome to church!

Claude looks around at the wooden confessional box they've found themselves in. ]

You cozy in there?

[decaptych]

[ There is a long-ass pause, and then



]

Kinda cramped.

[ Confession boxes were not meant to withhold the weight of his sins and his huge bones. ]

What the hell is this?

[shaft]

Never been to church?

[decaptych]

Not really, churches are for devils and you really don't want to fuck with a devil. They'll do terrible things, like throw bird shit at you.

We're not gonna have to like, bow down to one, right? How do you get out of here?

[shaft]

... I see. Where I come from, churches are places of worship. Organized religion and all that.

You have to confess.

[decaptych]

That tracks. Devils really like worship and making religions just to punk on people. I guess they also like confessions?

Man, what kind of stuff do you confess about, though...

[ I asked the lord to give me a bike but I know it doesn't work that way so I stole a bike and asked God for forgiveness . txt ]

[shaft]

Your sins.

I guess I could confess, if you want to listen.

week 1, tuesday

[shaft]

Have you spoken to Molly?

[decaptych]

[ Give it a bit for a response, this bitch doesn't stay in his room. ]

yea! why

[shaft]

[ this binch ]

Wondering if you'd disclosed the fact that you killed him at Wiwaldi.

[decaptych]

[ Somewhere in the hotel an ex-lizard is staring at these words. ]

hey bnow thats a prettu heavy acusation whats thst about

[shaft]

[ oh

oops ]

Molly was in the daycare, wasn't he?

[decaptych]

he was, but are you suggesting tht i just ho up to jim and go btw uou were dead in wiwaldi! super violently dead

WK1 - FRIDAY.

[decaptych]

[ It is Friday my dudes, we all know what's coming next. However, this morning, Aikawa just is kind of spacing out hard and walking through the hallways not looking where tf he is going. Kick him if he like accidentally walks right into you or something. ]

[shaft]

[ Claude does walk into him while turning a corner!

And he just wipes, falling hard on his ass. There's dirt everywhere. On his face and clothes. Now probably on Aikawa too. ]

[decaptych]

Wah!

[ Snapping out of it due to pure surprise, stumbling a bit. And looking at who tf he just ran into.

Claude why do you look like that. Well, first things first -- ]

Oh shit, sorry!... Dude, did you go take a roll down a hill, or?

[ Reaching out a hand. ]

[shaft]

[ he just stays on the ground ]

What? No.

[decaptych]

[ Waves his hand like he's waving a treat in front of a dog. ]

Then why're you all covered in shit?

[shaft]

[ frowns ]

It's not shit. It's dirt.

WK3 - MONDAY.

[decaptych]

Hey, Claude!

[ Raising a hand in greeting as he sees the other, coming up. ]

Do you know how to play baseball -- ?

[ Except it's stardust time, and Claude will get to see what truly happened that evening in fall dorm........... ]

[shaft]

[ help this is so funny ]

... They really railed on you, huh?

[decaptych]

[ He's astral projecting right now. ]

-- I don't know what you're talking about.

[shaft]

About the couch, they bullied you almost as much as me.

[decaptych]

I dunno what you're talking about, 'cause it's not me!

[ He will DIE ON THIS HILL. ]

[shaft]

Right. [ right ] It's your... other self.