hotel: aikawa

[shaft]

our lizard...!!

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[decaptych]

Ohh.

Then I'm sorry, to the nearest high power there is, that I snuck into the kitchen and stole a chunk of char siu and also put a spider in the chef's hat.

Does it count if they know it was you? He can't prove it but I'm pretty sure he knows.

[shaft]

... Why did you put a spider in the chef's hat?

[decaptych]

'Cause he's mean to me! Always calling me 'fucking Aikawa' and waving and-or throwing knives at me. His loss. If I get them, they're my knives now.

[shaft]

The chef... Here? At this hotel?

[decaptych]

Oh, nah.

The one at my school.

Turns out, it's the same one I used to know from years ago at my old, other school! How fucked up is that? Maybe he likes me.

[shaft]

You said he was mean to you?

[decaptych]

Well, yeah, but sometimes you're mean to the people you like! They call them tsundere.






I don't actually seriously think he likes me, just in case you're wondering.

[shaft]

[ (therapist voice) ] And why's that? You don't think you're likable?

[decaptych]

Because I keep stealing his food, Claude!

[ Worst therapy patient ever. But he IS laughing. ]

[shaft]

[ at least they're both laughing then ]

This game of cat and mouse seems rife with sexual tension from where I'm sitting.

[decaptych]

Ew, don't say that. He'd sooner kick my ass!

[shaft]

How do you know? Are you an expert in romance?

[decaptych]

[ He makes a sound that's maybe vaguely reminiscent of a dying whale. ]

Hell no!

[shaft]

[ ... Hm. ]

You sound a little repulsed.

[decaptych]

Please never say I have sexual tension with the cafeteria cook ever again.

[ He is snickering though. ]

[shaft]

That's rude. I'm sure they're very attractive!

[decaptych]

Can't tell, he's always in a mask anyway. Ha-ha. Hey, I'm not gonna go head over heels over some guy that maybe wants to kill me on sight just because he looks hot!

[shaft]

You obviously don't understand the appeal of a bad boy...

[decaptych]

Bad boy? That's bad middle-aged man to you, sir. Are you a bad boy?

[shaft]

I guess that depends on who you ask? I don't think so.

[decaptych]

A... good boy?

[shaft]

Are you calling me a good boy?

[decaptych]

If you wanna be!

[shaft]

[ ... ]

In any case, I think you need to confess a sin sightly more severe.

[decaptych]

Wait, seriously?! How is that any less than yours?!