school: crow

[shaft]

tbc

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[chevaliered]

[ well. the space is being offered, sooooooo

he’ll flop down. but like full on — arms folded under his head, fully sprawled out. making the most of his free flopping time. ]

Don’t mind if I do.

[shaft]

It's not bad out here, is it?

[ damn they really are the same person ]

Though I don't think this was the intended purpose.

[chevaliered]

I’m pretty sure you’re meant to run around chasing different sizes and shapes of ball out here, wearing yourself out in the process.

[ meh ]

The concept of extreme large lounging deck is waaaay more appealing.

[shaft]

I'm glad we're of the same mind.

[ He watches Crow lounge for a moment. ]

I assume you do enough running around escaping your hoards of admirers.

[chevaliered]

[ without missing a beat-- ]

Yeah, it's great cardio. You should give it a try sometime.

[shaft]

I'll pass, I'm not the type to volunteer for unnecessary exercise.

[ Or anything else that's involved. ]

That's why I'm lounging out here.

[chevaliered]

Oh, I see. You're just gonna lounge and wait for your adoration fans to stop and drop on you? That's one way of going about it.

[shaft]

Of course, why should I go anywhere? You should try this approach. Leaves you with a lot more free time.

[chevaliered]

Yeah, but there's something fun about the chase.

[ uwu ]

[shaft]

[ damn ]

Are you saying that from the perspective of being chased, or chasing others?

[chevaliered]

Column A, Column B.

[shaft]

Hm, you must quite enjoy your exercise then.

[chevaliered]

Gotta keep myself in top form somehow. Otherwise there'll be no one chasing me.

[shaft]

Is that what you think?

[chevaliered]

Aesthetics are important. This-- [ he pats his stomach. just for spoon. ] -- doesn't maintain itself, y'know.

[shaft]

[ thank u

Claude will look, thoughtful and amused. ]

I don't doubt that. I was just wondering if you thought that was your only attractive feature.

[chevaliered]

[ ha. ]

I'm a catch, through and through.

[shaft]

Ah good, I thought I might need to boost your ego.

[chevaliered]

Nah, my ego is solid. Feel free to compliment me anyway though.

[shaft]

[ okay ]

I must say that your finesse in the fine art of romance is indeed a sight to behold!

[chevaliered]

[ ...


pff.


he's just rolling over away from claude to give the faintest attempt at pretending he's not laughing. ]

[shaft]

What?

[ He's grinning too. ]

Was that not satisfactory?

[chevaliered]

There's complimenting and then there's laying it on real thick.

[shaft]

That so? Well, let me try again:

[ he clears his throat ]

Dear Crow, the supple feel of your lips in a fleeting embrace is enough to take a man's breath away.

[chevaliered]

Ooh, poetic. If you swoon a little that'll really sell the whole vibe.