shaft | school: crow

[ without missing a beat-- ]

Yeah, it's great cardio. You should give it a try sometime.

I'll pass, I'm not the type to volunteer for unnecessary exercise.

[ Or anything else that's involved. ]

That's why I'm lounging out here.

Oh, I see. You're just gonna lounge and wait for your adoration fans to stop and drop on you? That's one way of going about it.

Of course, why should I go anywhere? You should try this approach. Leaves you with a lot more free time.

Yeah, but there's something fun about the chase.

[ uwu ]

[ damn ]

Are you saying that from the perspective of being chased, or chasing others?

Column A, Column B.

Hm, you must quite enjoy your exercise then.

Gotta keep myself in top form somehow. Otherwise there'll be no one chasing me.

Is that what you think?

Aesthetics are important. This-- [ he pats his stomach. just for spoon. ] -- doesn't maintain itself, y'know.

[ thank u

Claude will look, thoughtful and amused. ]

I don't doubt that. I was just wondering if you thought that was your only attractive feature.

[ ha. ]

I'm a catch, through and through.

Ah good, I thought I might need to boost your ego.

Nah, my ego is solid. Feel free to compliment me anyway though.

[ okay ]

I must say that your finesse in the fine art of romance is indeed a sight to behold!

[ ...

pff.

he's just rolling over away from claude to give the faintest attempt at pretending he's not laughing. ]

What?

[ He's grinning too. ]

Was that not satisfactory?

There's complimenting and then there's laying it on real thick.

That so? Well, let me try again:

[ he clears his throat ]

Dear Crow, the supple feel of your lips in a fleeting embrace is enough to take a man's breath away.

Ooh, poetic. If you swoon a little that'll really sell the whole vibe.

[ He swoons back onto the ground. ]

There we go. I feel appropriately flattered now.

[ He bows. ]

I'm glad I could be of service.

You should start charging. Compliments for cash, you'd make a killing.

[ crow. ]

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