inbox.

[shaft]

one day i too will be a beautiful inbox

Comments

[overannchiever]

[ .....................

This sounds very specific. And also very familiar. ]

is this character a friend of yours?

[shaft]

"Friend" is a bit of a stretch. I suppose you could call us old acquaintances.

You don't know any characters like that?

[overannchiever]

i guess i do
he's kind of a pain though

[ The less she thinks about Lorenz, the better. Sorry, bud. ]

i hope yours is less annoying

[shaft]

He's incredibly annoying, don't worry. If you do ever take up saving lives, I would appreciate you salvaging our relationship.

[overannchiever]

[ she'll do her best.... ]

why don't you guys try talking out your problems over a pot of tea?
i find that always helps me

[shaft]

Oh, he doesn't shut up about tea.

"How you could consider such watery drivel a beverage worthy of consumption, is frankly beyond me! I would have prepared a blend from my own collection if I had known I was to be given garbage, but obviously it would be wasted on such an unrefined palate."

That kind of thing.

[overannchiever]

wow, your friend sounds exactly like my friend
does your friend also think nobles are the greatest people to ever walk the land?

[shaft]

I've definitely heard him say something to that effect.

[overannchiever]

[ wow, truly amazing how the list of coincidences grow! ]

hey
what's your friend's name?

[ asking for a friend. ]

[shaft]

Florenzia.

[overannchiever]

[ wow, that even sounds kind of like lorenz.


wait a minute. claudia......florenzia........ ]

you don't happen to also have a friend named hatilda, do you?

[shaft]

Why, however did you know.

[overannchiever]

[ .............. ]

claude, is that you

[shaft]

[ He's been caught! Run! ]

Yes.

[overannchiever]

why didn't you just say so from the beginning??

[ honestly ]

[shaft]

I was so caught up in the mystery of "asl".

[overannchiever]

then what about after asl? there was plenty of time then!

[shaft]

[ Hm. ]

You figured it out, didn't you? All's well that ends well.

[overannchiever]

[ Oooooooooh! ]

you're the worst, claude
i don't know how hilda puts up with you

[shaft]

She's a saint, I know.

I couldn't have known that you were so eager to hear from me.

[overannchiever]

i wasn't!
it was a mistake!

[ she's going to launch an excalibur directly into his face ]

[shaft]

You're not glad to know an old friend is okay? I'm hurt, Annette. Who knows what grisly fate befell me in your Fódlan...

This could be our only chance to chat.

[overannchiever]

there was no grisly fate, as far as i know
i'm pretty sure i would have heard about it if so

[ but the more she talks about this stuff, the less she understands. ]

i guess things were different for you, huh

[shaft]

I was spared? That's quite a surprise.

I won't bring the conversation down with talk of the war I fought then.

[overannchiever]

it's fine
i've already heard about it from everyone else

[ not that she loves talking about depressing subjects, but it's Important. ]