hotel: kaeya

[shaft]

kaeya my man

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[callalilies]

Advice, solace in my time of need, and penance, of course.

[shaft]

From now own, for every year you go without confessing [ he doesn't know how often people should confess ] you must shave your head.

[callalilies]

Oh no, Father, not my hair!

I haven't even confessed yet, and already I'm being punished. Are you sure you haven't done this before?

[shaft]

I'm quick on the uptake.

[ also, he didn't realize he hadn't confessed yet ]

im sorry for everything coming out of my fingers

[callalilies]

[ imagine the sins ppl could get away with at claude's confessional. ]

In any case, I will agree to a once yearly confession lest I be forced to shave myself bald. [ pfft ] Now Father, get comfortable, because I've been a very naughty boy.

i see

[shaft]

[ He looks up at the ceiling, trying to keep it together. ]

Is anything you've said even true or is this just an elaborate ruse to hit on me? I'm flattered.

[callalilies]

[ dontlaughdontlaughdontlaughdontlaugh ]

That depends. Does hitting on you add onto my penance or take away from it?

[shaft]

Depends on how much of a heartbreaker you intend to be.

[callalilies]

Oh, I'm no destination, Father, just a simple pit stop. A place to rest your head.

Have you had your heart broken before?

[shaft]

[ He thinks about it. ]

It isn't my turn to confess, now is it?

[callalilies]

I suppose not.

[ he pauses for a long moment. and then: ]

Before I confession, you're sworn to secrecy, you know this right? Big thing about confession. Only the priest and you are the ones who know.

[shaft]

Of course. Gossipping itself is a sin, and I would never indulge.

[callalilies]

[ dramatic pause. ]




Then I confess to skinny dipping in the hot tub the other night. Very indecent of me.

[shaft]

[ Without hesitation: ] Alone?

[callalilies]

[ he leans into the screen conspiratorially. ]

No.

[shaft]

[ He hums, nodding to himself. ]

You'll certainly need to address your indecency.

[callalilies]

It was incredibly indecent, but the conversation was spectacular, so it was truly hard to turn down...

[shaft]

I'm sure. In any case, I am prescribing you community service.

[callalilies]

Oh?

That doesn't sound so bad.

What sort of service, might I ask?

[shaft]

[ Kaeya physically escaping this conversation. ]

Ensuring everything you've used is cleaned up.

[callalilies]

Is that all? Sure, then.

[ will he? ]

[shaft]

I think that wraps things up neatly.

[callalilies]

My heart feels so much lighter, Father... what's your name?

[shaft]

Now, now. There's no need to thank me.

[callalilies]

You're not the least bit curious? That's just human nature.