hotel: kaeya

[shaft]

kaeya my man

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[callalilies]

[ dontlaughdontlaughdontlaughdontlaugh ]

That depends. Does hitting on you add onto my penance or take away from it?

[shaft]

Depends on how much of a heartbreaker you intend to be.

[callalilies]

Oh, I'm no destination, Father, just a simple pit stop. A place to rest your head.

Have you had your heart broken before?

[shaft]

[ He thinks about it. ]

It isn't my turn to confess, now is it?

[callalilies]

I suppose not.

[ he pauses for a long moment. and then: ]

Before I confession, you're sworn to secrecy, you know this right? Big thing about confession. Only the priest and you are the ones who know.

[shaft]

Of course. Gossipping itself is a sin, and I would never indulge.

[callalilies]

[ dramatic pause. ]




Then I confess to skinny dipping in the hot tub the other night. Very indecent of me.

[shaft]

[ Without hesitation: ] Alone?

[callalilies]

[ he leans into the screen conspiratorially. ]

No.

[shaft]

[ He hums, nodding to himself. ]

You'll certainly need to address your indecency.

[callalilies]

It was incredibly indecent, but the conversation was spectacular, so it was truly hard to turn down...

[shaft]

I'm sure. In any case, I am prescribing you community service.

[callalilies]

Oh?

That doesn't sound so bad.

What sort of service, might I ask?

[shaft]

[ Kaeya physically escaping this conversation. ]

Ensuring everything you've used is cleaned up.

[callalilies]

Is that all? Sure, then.

[ will he? ]

[shaft]

I think that wraps things up neatly.

[callalilies]

My heart feels so much lighter, Father... what's your name?

[shaft]

Now, now. There's no need to thank me.

[callalilies]

You're not the least bit curious? That's just human nature.

[shaft]

Of your identity? I definitely am, but I prefer to piece puzzles together on my own.

[callalilies]

[ he hums, giving a little tap to the side of the wall they share. ]

What an interesting gentleman you are. Well then... this sinner thanks you for your work. [ off 2 not clean the hot tub ]

[shaft]

[ char can they leave ]

[callalilies]

[ no claude has to stay here forever and ever

kaeya's gone tho bye! ]

[shaft]

[ BYE SLUT ]