hotel: yuri

[shaft]

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[shaft]

[ watches him sleep ]

I don't mind it, but it is a little stifling. Maybe you should go back to your room before you get heat stroke?

[ashenvaliant]

[ why is this the first thing i saw and why is he being a creeper. ]

I made it all the way here and now all my energy is gone and I can’t go back. [ TRAGIC ] Yet, at least.

It’s fine, there’s water. I’ll cool down eventually.

[shaft]

Are you sure you're not waiting to be damsel carried out of here?

[ashenvaliant]

[ … huh. ]

I’m resourceful enough on my own. But if you’re going to offer.

[ this is a pit you walked into yourself claude. ]

[shaft]

[ ? he doesn't mind at all?

extends a hand ]

As long as you don't mind me getting sweaty.

[ashenvaliant]

I am already sweaty.

[ this is just sweat land. ]

[shaft]

It'll be fun then.

[ashenvaliant]

[ pfft. ]

Just don’t drop me and it’ll be fine.

[ i think i put him at stupid light twink size so good for you claude. ]

[shaft]

[ Claude is not very strong but he can probably carry Yuri.

He picks him up. ]

No.... problem.

[ Probably. ]

[ashenvaliant]

...

[ folds his arms on his shoulder. ]

Struggling, oh wise leader?

[shaft]

[ His arms don't seem to be trembling, but there is a slight change to his breath. ]

Just a while since I had any strength training, I think.

[ashenvaliant]

[ he's going to feel mean soon. ]

I'm not that heavy.

[shaft]

You're not, actually. You should put on some muscle.

[ashenvaliant]

I have as much as I need, thanks all the same.

[shaft]

That so? So you could lift me if the positions were reversed?

[ashenvaliant]

[ their strength stats are the same which makes this even funnier. ]

Hmm. I don't know, you are carrying all that extra weight in beard hair.

[shaft]

You're far too obsessed with my beard, Yuri.

[ashenvaliant]

I'm trying to work out what you were going for with it. I still don't know.

[shaft]

[ drops him ]

[ashenvaliant]

[ HE'S STILL CLINGING TO YOUR SHOULDER CLAUDE YOU FOOL. ]

[shaft]

[ HE'S DONE WITH YOU ]

[ashenvaliant]

[ HE'S DRAGGING HIM DOWN HE'S STILL CLINGING TO HIM?? ]

Why do men get so touchy about facial hair?

[shaft]

I don't believe I share your sense of humour in all things.

[ peels him off

goodbye yuri ]

[ashenvaliant]

[ stop running away from our pcs spoon. ]