shaft | hotel: yuri

It'll be fun then.

[ pfft. ]

Just don’t drop me and it’ll be fine.

[ i think i put him at stupid light twink size so good for you claude. ]

[ Claude is not very strong but he can probably carry Yuri.

He picks him up. ]

No.... problem.

[ Probably. ]

...

[ folds his arms on his shoulder. ]

Struggling, oh wise leader?

[ His arms don't seem to be trembling, but there is a slight change to his breath. ]

Just a while since I had any strength training, I think.

[ he's going to feel mean soon. ]

I'm not that heavy.

You're not, actually. You should put on some muscle.

I have as much as I need, thanks all the same.

That so? So you could lift me if the positions were reversed?

[ their strength stats are the same which makes this even funnier. ]

Hmm. I don't know, you are carrying all that extra weight in beard hair.

You're far too obsessed with my beard, Yuri.

I'm trying to work out what you were going for with it. I still don't know.

[ drops him ]

[ HE'S STILL CLINGING TO YOUR SHOULDER CLAUDE YOU FOOL. ]

[ HE'S DONE WITH YOU ]

[ HE'S DRAGGING HIM DOWN HE'S STILL CLINGING TO HIM?? ]

Why do men get so touchy about facial hair?

Edited 2022-06-23 21:38 (UTC)

I don't believe I share your sense of humour in all things.

[ peels him off

goodbye yuri ]

[ stop running away from our pcs spoon. ]