Ugh. There was some stupid power struggle that turned into a war, and since they couldn't do anything to solve it themselves, they were trying to force us to end it.
[oh, also.]
What I mean? Oh! Oh, right. When I say rooted I mean, like, literally rooted, they both got turned into trees.
Well, no, I think the intent of that spell was probably to turn them into trees permanently? Like, tree people. People trees. They could still talk and stuff, you heard them, they just couldn't move at all. But the forest they were in was cursed and the curse ended up getting broken, so when the rest of the forest disappeared, they did too.
Yeah. I don't remember the exact words, that was like six months ago, but essentially, it was something about how if one kingdom didn't prevail, then that forest would keep spreading over everything. And that would be bad, because it's full of monsters and it was growing over the fields we used to harvest food, so - you know, widespread destruction, the usual.
Uh, I don't know the exact timeline, but I definitely don't have any memories of him from when I was a kid, so it had to be at some point before I was a couple of years old. Probably after I was born, though, yeah.
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What do you mean...? Why were they trying to get you to kill each other in the first place?
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[oh, also.]
What I mean? Oh! Oh, right. When I say rooted I mean, like, literally rooted, they both got turned into trees.
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okay]
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Well, no, I think the intent of that spell was probably to turn them into trees permanently? Like, tree people. People trees. They could still talk and stuff, you heard them, they just couldn't move at all. But the forest they were in was cursed and the curse ended up getting broken, so when the rest of the forest disappeared, they did too.
[i'm personally sorry to claude]
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[ HELLO... HE THOUGHT RUPERT LIVED A HAPPY NORMAL LIFE ]
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[......]
Wait, I didn't explain the whole prophecy part to you yet, did I. Maybe I should start over...
[why does it keep getting worse]
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There's a prophecy about you and your fiancé?
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[why is that the usual]
That's why we thought we had to fight.
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But you didn't. And you managed to break the curse anyway?
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Yeah! It turns out the answer was not fighting at all. It meant one kingdom as in, like, unity, not as in conquest.
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So all that fighting... for no reason. [ not so cute ] And your fathers are still gone?
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[rupert]
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I'm sorry, that must've been difficult for you growing up.
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[PLEASE save claude]
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[ sorry the question just comes out ]
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So you must not miss him much.
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Yeah, somehow the whole attempted forced death match thing at our first meeting didn't really make me very fond of him. Imagine that.
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Yeah, fathers can be pretty terrible. So you're ruling your kingdoms together now?
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Well, no. Uh, more stuff happened since then, but - that's the plan, once we get everything figured out.
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Well, the thing about that is that there's, uh, no kingdom to rule anymore. Long story.
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girl help ]
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[he repeats, as though that clears anything up at all]
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