school: crow

[shaft]

tbc

Comments

[chevaliered]

Hey, I'm just stating facts. It looks shitty, sounds shitty, ergo...

[ a shrug. ]

But I do have some nice, broad shoulders if you're looking to have a little secret weep about your childhood struggles.

[shaft]

Oh, aren't I lucky?

[ He swoons, lacing his hands and setting them on Crow's shoulder so that he can rest his cheek atop them. ]

A big, strong man to look after me...

[chevaliered]

Yup. I’m a diamond in the rough.




[ he




mercilessly ruffles claude’s hair, as soon as he’s settled and in ruffling range. ]

[shaft]

Ugh.

[ Jerks away, frowning and patting his hair down. ]

I'm not some young brat.

[chevaliered]

[ ooh, vain. ]

Mmhmm. I mean, people can be brats without having to be young, there's no monopoly.

[shaft]

[ He is vain. 8( ]

Are you suggesting that I'm a brat?

[chevaliered]

Do you think I'm suggesting you're a brat?

[shaft]

I should hope not. I have a reputation.

[chevaliered]

Oh? As...?

[shaft]

Level-headed. Mature.

[chevaliered]

Huh.

[shaft]

Reliable, intelligent...

[ He just keeps going. ]

[chevaliered]

Humble... modest...

[ mmhmm. mmhmm. ]

[shaft]

Exactly. You're getting it.

[chevaliered]

Yeah, I can see your more sparkling traits from a mile off.