A little when you're pearl-clutching over one drink. Besides, if you're the only taking initiative and handing out the drinks, you're the one controlling the speed at which other people get drunk and loosen up their tongues.
Pearl-clutching is a little extreme. [ He laughs. ] I'm no stranger to handing out drinks. Precisely the reason why I tend not to drink too much myself.
So you can literally dish it out, but you can’t take it. No one’s on edge when the guy serving the drinks declines to join them? No one at all?
[ maybe killjoying is also one of his k— no i can’t bully spoon anymore. ]
Understandable, but I’m pretty sure if there was ever a time a drink was needed, it’d be now. Plus I’m not gonna hand you a shot and chant at you until you down it. It’s like half a measure in an already non-alcoholic drink.
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[ ha. ]
Nah, I'm gonna introduce you to the wonders of whisker good sir. You deserve it.
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I don't know. I think it might be smarter to keep our wits about us, don't you think?
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... You can have a drink without losing all your functions, you know.
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Are you sure?
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Are you telling me you're an alcoholic who can't control himself, Claude?
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[ he's paranoid as hell ]
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Just a little pro-tip?
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Makes me sound a bit like a killjoy, doesn't it?
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[ maybe killjoying is also one of his k— no i can’t bully spoon anymore. ]
Understandable, but I’m pretty sure if there was ever a time a drink was needed, it’d be now. Plus I’m not gonna hand you a shot and chant at you until you down it. It’s like half a measure in an already non-alcoholic drink.
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I suppose you have a point. Should we go searching for a drink then?
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Might as well. The union’s the place for it, so we might as well see if it’s up to scratch.
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I'm not surprised that your standards are high.
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Or just deal.