feytality: like mansplaining but with maya (#mayansplain)

[personal profile] feytality 2021-06-27 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
....

[ steals the rest of his chicken ]
feytality: THANKS FOR THAT FACE MAYA (The most important icon I'll ever have)

[personal profile] feytality 2021-06-27 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ cramming it into her cheeks like a hamster ]

[ fight her, claude ]
feytality: (the offcenter chipmunk face compells you)

[personal profile] feytality 2021-06-27 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ to be fair there probably wasn't much left anyway her cheeks are not that big ]

[ chews.... this is too big of a mouthful for her, she's made a mistake ]
feytality: she'll beat you up with her noodle arms (Does Maya have to smack a bitch?)

[personal profile] feytality 2021-06-27 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
[ maya is stubbornly trying to swallow this now to make her point... ]

[ she does indeed choke ]
feytality: (i'm fine (falls down immediately))

[personal profile] feytality 2021-06-27 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
[ bc i dont want to waste claudes chicken im gonna say she manages to swallow it and coughs with his heimliching wich is called abdominal thrusts now just fyi ]

Oooh.... that chicken had some bite...
feytality: i guess if you look really closely there is a nose, maybe (WHO NEEDS A NOSE)

[personal profile] feytality 2021-06-27 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
... Yes.

[ coughs a little ]
feytality: (that's what she said)

[personal profile] feytality 2021-06-27 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
Next time, bring two plates if you want me to eat, too.

[ sticks her tongue out ]

I guess we could always go get more.
feytality: APPARENTLY (Very smug about this music note)

[personal profile] feytality 2021-06-27 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
You can work it off by giving me a piggyback with your two good arms.

[ mayas not sleeping much tonight anyway ]
feytality: AT LONG LAST (holy shit it's an anime icon)

[personal profile] feytality 2021-06-27 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
I meant after dinner!

[ she said, after she ate his food. but she giggles ]

You really can't resist my cuteness, huh?

[ yeah she's climbing on ]
feytality: you are the dicks (in conclusion: dicks)

[personal profile] feytality 2021-06-27 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I guess you can justify it to yourself however you want...

[ whatever you need to tell yourself, claude. she's pretty content up there ]
feytality: I don't know why she does this it's creepy (TOUCHES OWN FACE TO INDICATE THOUGHTS)

[personal profile] feytality 2021-06-28 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
You think?

[ she doesn't feel like she did too much even though i wrote two top levels ]
feytality: MEANING OF LIFE, THIEFING, SAME DIFFERENCE (pondering how to thief Nick's wallet)

[personal profile] feytality 2021-06-28 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
Yamato's really the one who followed up on that...

... But I think we should all make sure people bring them to trial, in the future.

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