school: maya

[shaft]

Comments

[feytality]

Well... he spends most of his time floundering around in court, but then he figures things out in the nick of time.

[ claude would bully phoenix... ]

[ she's getting a warm but slightly bittersweet feeling trying to picture the two of them interacting ]

... Also, if he were here, you wouldn't be the one that's picked on by everyone.

[shaft]

I don't know if there's any guarantees for that. I wasn't very bullied back home...

He could come here and be a stud.

[feytality]

Trust me, that's impossible. He's a total dork! All he does is clean the toilet. Even Frumpkin would scratch him.

[shaft]

Cleaning the toilet is pretty handy! I can barely do the dishes.

[ why is he defending phoenix? is this buttmonkey solidarity? ]

[feytality]

[ very seriously: ] No, it's all he's capable of cleaning. The only thing he ever cleans. It's really, really bad, Claude.

[shaft]

... What? How's that possible? The principles of cleaning are the same across most things, aren't they?

[feytality]

You'd think, but..... that's just how he is. Obsessed with the toilet.

[ don't defend him ]

[shaft]

... He sounds odd.

[feytality]

That's what I've been saying, Claude!

[ phoenix would be the bigger buttmonkey here ]