school: rupert

[shaft]

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[shaft]

I couldn't tell you. It seems like... crackers?

[ He's never had a potato chip or something similar. ]

But there's also meat, and other interesting condiments. More flavour than I've ever experienced in a dish before.

[heartlands]

Wow... Can I try some?

[rupert get your own]

[shaft]

[ He's happy to share! ]

Go ahead—but it's a little messy.

[heartlands]

I bet it'll be—

[he says, before he tries to take a bite and immediately spills cheese sauce on his lap.]

...Oh. Or that. That could also happen.

[shaft]

Oh. [ Claude grabs a napkin and hands it to Rupert LIKE A NORMAL PERSON. ] It's quite messy.

[heartlands]

[i'm packing my bags as we speak]

No, I'm sure it'll come out in those... laundry machines.

[he says that like he's speaking in a foreign language! before he takes the napkin.]

Thanks, though.

[shaft]

You're not familiar with the technology here either?

[heartlands]

Not at all. We didn't even have... What was it called— Oh! Indoor plumbing. So being here is like being in an entirely different world, you know? It's pretty incredible!

[shaft]

We're much on the same boat then. It's quite dangerous—I was captivated by the "television" for quite a while.

[heartlands]

Right? The, what was it called... Reality TV is dangerous, seriously.

[shaft]

Oh? Have you gotten hooked?

[heartlands]

I might not be able to function if I don't find out who gets a rose.

[joking, at least a little.]