hotel: yuri

[shaft]

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[ashenvaliant]

… a…. labyrinth?

Where do they come up with these things…?

[shaft]

I couldn't tell you. It seems some of these adventures are based on people's memories, and some... are totally arbitrary.

[ashenvaliant]

So it’s a case of sifting the wheat from the chaff, and hoping we’re focusing on the right information.

[shaft]

That's right.

I spoke with Zuko though, apparently his group came across some useful information that Sheila was able to bring back, so it's not a total loss.

[ashenvaliant]

Everyone was busy this week, it seems. Normally it’s been seven people for the last couple of weeks but now it’s eight of you.

[shaft]

Perhaps things are escalating? We've been here a while now.

... But it's probably just a coincidence.

[ashenvaliant]

Maybe.

Puts you on edge though, doesn't it?

[ ... ]

So... what do the statues actually do? Are they significant in some way?

[shaft]

The ones in the courtyard? I haven't figured anything out.

[ashenvaliant]

No, the— [ he waves a hand ] Your wife. That statue.

[shaft]

It's Hatsune Miku.

[ashenvaliant]

[ this face just says hatsune whoku ]

[shaft]

She's a well known idol on Earth.

Maybe someone here is a fan.

[ashenvaliant]

[ pspspspsps ichiro ]

What does it do, exactly? It’s just a statue? It just… stands there?

[shaft]

It's going to keep small Claude company.

[ashenvaliant]

… You keep saying words, Claude.

[shaft]

Do they not make sense?

[ashenvaliant]

Small Claude?

[ like damn at least give your dick a better nickname ]

[shaft]

That's what Hope called it.

[ashenvaliant]

I still don't even know what "it" is.

[shaft]

The little Claude figure. Hope brought it along from our school.

[ashenvaliant]

Literally a little figurine of you.

[ ... ]

That's... sweet? I think?

[shaft]

I honestly have no idea why it exists.

But I don't mind it.

[ashenvaliant]

Someone thought it was funny? A little pocket Claude…

[shaft]

There was actually an entire army of them.

[ashenvaliant]

Of course there was.

A whole army of little yous. Is that a good or a bad thing?